Hello my name is Mr. Macafee
Step up and take a knee
No it aint time for tea
It is time for thee
To get on a rhyming spree
I hope it fills you with glee, times three
One night I decided to see a movie
Chillin with my homies underneath the marquis
I told my boys that I had to take a pee
I decided to do this back in the alley
I had to step over a bunch of debris
That is where he found an old oak tree
I ain't to smart, ain't got no degree
But this I know and I will decree
Nothing feels better than pissing like a banshee
As I was zipping up I was approached by Mr. T
He said that I was a fool that he must pity
I begged him not to drop bombs on me
With a smile on his face he said "This lesson is free"
He said "Don't pee in public even if it rages like the sea"
Find a toilet to drop it in or don't go wee-wee
This is the Mr. T philosophy
And with it I couldn't disagree
That's the last time I visit Tennessee
2007-01-19 10:35:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
very funny, better than the first one.
2007-01-19 10:42:54 · answer #1 · answered by Compass Rose 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try to work on the amount of syllables in every line and match them up a little, but otherwise it's pretty cute.. =P
2007-01-19 10:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't care for poems of any sort..I am typical girl..don't beat wround the bush..just spit it out and say what you mean.
2007-01-19 10:42:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very amusing! Good rhymes:-)
2007-01-19 10:40:08 · answer #4 · answered by Ginger D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very interesting
2007-01-19 10:38:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i really love the stories. keep up the good work! u know thats wut the teachers say when u do someting good
2007-01-19 10:39:10 · answer #6 · answered by makedarad22 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-01-19 10:40:21 · answer #7 · answered by Rowan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋