Polls & Surveys - 3 December 2006

Night!

2006-12-03 18:37:19 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-03 18:36:23 · 23 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6

2006-12-03 18:34:11 · 20 answers · asked by Cutie` ♥ 2

Do you think I have time to make up for all the naughty things I've done this past year?

2006-12-03 18:33:42 · 22 answers · asked by Angel 5

2006-12-03 18:32:49 · 11 answers · asked by Big Bird 1

and you did that favor, did you do that favor outta the kindness of your heart? Or did you do that favor, knowing that later you would ask me to reciprocate?

2006-12-03 18:31:30 · 23 answers · asked by Angel 5

2006-12-03 18:30:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-03 18:30:35 · 9 answers · asked by metal maniac 3

2006-12-03 18:30:11 · 9 answers · asked by ya_face_sux 1

Thumbs up = a hug, will you care to do so? - We all need hugs, I can't think of anything else that is comforting without words.
Hope everyone has a great week ahead of them. ♦

2006-12-03 18:29:55 · 9 answers · asked by ? 7

I think i do...

:(

2006-12-03 18:29:51 · 16 answers · asked by falzalnz 6

2006-12-03 18:29:07 · 26 answers · asked by Angel 5

(Not including money or richess)

2006-12-03 18:28:28 · 7 answers · asked by You are loved 5

I'll never let you fall, I'll stand up with you forever, I'll be there for you through it all, even if saving you sends me to Heaven

2006-12-03 18:27:52 · 16 answers · asked by metal maniac 3

'Twas the Night before Christmas, And Santa's Pissed

Twas the night before Christmas
old Santa was pissed,
He cussd out the elves
and threw down his list.

Miserable little brats,
Ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind,
To scrap the whole works.

I've busted my ***
for damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa" what do I hear..

The old lady bitches
cause I work late at night
the elves want more money
And the reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk
and goosed all the maids.
Donner is Pregnant
Vixon has AIDS

And just when I thought
That things would get better,
The IRS,
They sent me a letter.

They say I owe taxes,
If that aint damn funny..
Who the hell ever
Sent Santa any money?

And the kids these days,
They all are the pits.
They want the impossible,
Those mean little shits.

I spent a whole year
Making wagons and sleds
with no request for them
They want computers and Robots,
They think I am IBM

If you think that is bad
Picture this..
Try holding those brats
with their pants full of piss.

They pull on my nose,
They grab at my beard
And if I don't smile,
The parents think I'm weird

Flying through the air,
Dodging the trees.
Falling down chimneys
And skinning my knees.

I quit this job,
There is just no enjoyment
I'm going to sit on my fat ***
And collect unemployment

There is NO Christmas this year
Now you know the reason
I found me a blonde
and heading SOUTH for the season....

2006-12-03 18:27:39 · 5 answers · asked by katlady927 6

Bad Pet Rock..Bad!!

2006-12-03 18:26:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-03 18:26:23 · 11 answers · asked by drateRa 3

2006-12-03 18:24:38 · 11 answers · asked by katlady927 6

2006-12-03 18:24:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-03 18:24:03 · 12 answers · asked by 21st Century Scrooge 3

Please don't say warm milk..Milk is expired by a week..that just wouldn't be pretty coming back up in a few hours.

2006-12-03 18:23:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

don't you think it will be the same pain to be hit on the breast or in the groin?

2006-12-03 18:23:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

"Wow, I have to have him/her!" ?
What did you do?

2006-12-03 18:23:20 · 8 answers · asked by Angel 5

Or was that a mistake?

2006-12-03 18:22:48 · 7 answers · asked by drateRa 3

My friend asked me if I would strangle my pet (Bunny) for a million dollars and after thinking hard about it, I answered No. He thinks I am either crazy or lying... But I am dead serious. Are there anyone else out there that wouldn’t?!!! Your Pet Must at least have intelligence to respond to its name. (Dogs, Cats etc). NO Your Carrot does not Qualify as a Pet Psycho!

2006-12-03 18:22:18 · 20 answers · asked by †ђ!ηK †αηK² 6

between the keys ??

2006-12-03 18:19:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-03 18:19:23 · 9 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6

I am curious to know 1. Your favorite cola brand?
2.your favourite film (or) sports star ?
3.Do you think that ,the cola brands that are endorsed by various stars ,some way represent their Personality, Style & Traits?
4.Do you think that you would try a new cola brand if it is recomended by your favourite star?

2006-12-03 18:18:03 · 19 answers · asked by Infoseeker 2

Even though it's only 7.00am in the morning, today I've already learnt that dead doctors will happily get out of your way if you are a monster whose make up doesn't allow you to see very well.

I learnt this from "THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE" (1962).

PS. Don't ask why I watched such a movie this early in the morning.

2006-12-03 18:17:39 · 13 answers · asked by people are scum 4

to be tickled

2006-12-03 18:16:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous