In the early 1400's, a time of cooking over flames, and hunting and gathering flourished throughout the land, a farmer in england discovered a drink, which very much might be a revolution to modern culture. This man, named Jedidiah Staplington was the first person to ever discover a stapler, he was a professional zebra hunter and spent his time training zebras to fight beavers and large chickens. He first encountered a wild stapler in the forests of northern Belgium, It was feasting on the delectable morsels which it expels, staples...At first he was taken aback at the rate it was devouring the little creatures of misfortune, but then noticed that it was also, black polished and ripe, it looked incredibly delectable.... He tackled the stapler to the ground, and thats history. Jedidiah roamed from england to new jersey, planting staplers to make luscious green stapler trees, which produced their prized fruit, the stapler, with its scrumptious nectar in the center, staples. In the end, as you and everyone else well knows, he was known as "Jedidiah staple seed".
2006-12-01
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