What is your oppinion on stapler juice?

Question

In the early 1400's, a time of cooking over flames, and hunting and gathering flourished throughout the land, a farmer in england discovered a drink, which very much might be a revolution to modern culture. This man, named Jedidiah Staplington was the first person to ever discover a stapler, he was a professional zebra hunter and spent his time training zebras to fight beavers and large chickens. He first encountered a wild stapler in the forests of northern Belgium, It was feasting on the delectable morsels which it expels, staples...At first he was taken aback at the rate it was devouring the little creatures of misfortune, but then noticed that it was also, black polished and ripe, it looked incredibly delectable.... He tackled the stapler to the ground, and thats history. Jedidiah roamed from england to new jersey, planting staplers to make luscious green stapler trees, which produced their prized fruit, the stapler, with its scrumptious nectar in the center, staples. In the end, as you and everyone else well knows, he was known as "Jedidiah staple seed".

Answer 1

Wow, I already had my 47 glasses today.

Answer 2

Stapler juice is good, if you can get it.
The wild buffalo have been known to really cut down on the stapler harvest.

Answer 3

Is this is a new slang word? It's the second time I heard it used this evening. Somehow it doesn't sound appeasing to me, so I gracefully bow out now.

Answer 4

Interesting--I think--


I recommend 10 glasses a day, at least--

Answer 5

am i the only one who's really confused by this?

Answer 6

i dont have an opinion on it, what-so-ever

Answer 7

who cares