A week ago, I went to a dinner party and it got a little boring, so I excused myself to the bathroom. Everyone was outside at the pool/patio in the backyard. So, just out of curiosity, I snuck into the garage and went downstairs where the hosts kept all their old junk. It was dark, and I kind of crept around quiety in case anyone was there. I see this professional-looking 40-ish man laying on a sofa, but he was facing away from me. He was naked - wearing nothing but tie and socks, and he had, I kid you not, a SOCK PUPPET (with a smiley face drawn with marker) covering his hand and used that to slap his, um, "thing". I freak out and run upstairs and right after I was out of sight, he screamed from below "WHO'S THERE!?". Later, I ask the host who the man "with the purple tie with yellow stripes" was (of course I don't tell what happened), and he turned out to be somebody he hardly knew. Was it what I'm thinking? It was so disgusting to watch, he was flabby and profusely hairy. :x
2006-11-01
14:51:22
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