I was over last night at Glug A Lug bar ($2 pitchers) and in walks this babe. Oh, man. The ole domed bone is growing just looking at her. Then she starting talking to Mel the bartender. I could tell she was smart cause she didn't use words like ain't and s*** like that. And she was clean. Wearing white too. So you could tell she really was clean. Not trying to cover up the dirt like Sue does with brown clothes. So my friend Lou makes a move at her, he's pretty good with the tongue flash and all, but she just looks at him like he's pond scum. Ole Ernie, my dog, starts humping away on the bar stool next to her. She smiled at him. So, I'm thinking, should I hump a bar stool too? Or forget about the whole thing and go home with Lou and Ernie.
2006-10-27
08:55:46
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