Do You Know Me?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful
blond woman waving at him and says hello.
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think your the father of one
of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your
son's math teacher."
2006-10-07
21:08:32
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