Do You Know Me?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful
blond woman waving at him and says hello.
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think your the father of one
of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your
son's math teacher."
2006-10-07 21:08:32 · 18 answers · asked by hott.dawg™ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very good. Enjoyed that immensely. Thanks
2006-10-07 21:12:29 · answer #1 · answered by terri m 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I enjoyed the joke and it was cute since I at one time worked at a school.
2006-10-07 21:14:27 · answer #2 · answered by lonehermit2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really don't know who wouldn't like that one, I give it a solid "9"
2006-10-07 21:16:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome lol xD
2006-10-07 21:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by †ᴰᴲᵛᴵᴸ† 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha... Good one!
2006-10-07 21:12:40 · answer #5 · answered by Tse Chuen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*Chuckles*
Cute
2006-10-07 21:12:22 · answer #6 · answered by Smokeahontis© 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a pretty good one!! i liked that! outstanding
2006-10-07 21:13:00 · answer #7 · answered by ruck_1978 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL oops
2006-10-07 21:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my that's great.
2006-10-07 21:13:01 · answer #9 · answered by Tedi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a great one. Thanks for putting a smile on my face!!! ; )
2006-10-07 22:42:36 · answer #10 · answered by Nemesis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*chuckles*
2006-10-07 21:33:57 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋