Entertainment & Music - 10 December 2007

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."

So Johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door. "First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse..." So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

"Ok, now take off my skirt..." and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra..." which he does. "And now, Johnny, please take off my panties." And when Johnny finishes removing those, she says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"

2007-12-10 08:54:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-10 08:53:39 · 16 answers · asked by April 5 in Polls & Surveys

Strictly for research purposes, I assure you. Your answer will be held in the strictest of confidence, if everyone on the internet will sign off.

2007-12-10 08:52:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 08:52:52 · 13 answers · asked by Kiara M 1 in Other - Entertainment

Did anyone see last night's episode?I like the part where a guy chose Lois as the hooker instead of Meg.Poor Meg,but she's hot tough.

2007-12-10 08:52:20 · 3 answers · asked by dangelo h 5 in Comics & Animation

Personaly, I'm afraid of squirrels and bridges over water. What are you afraid of?

2007-12-10 08:51:57 · 26 answers · asked by Mahøgany 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Which would you rather live your life in ?

2007-12-10 08:51:56 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Only four songs made it to the #1 spot on the Billboard Country Charts one of which was Marty Robbin’s “El Paso” which also won the Grammy for Best Country and Western Performance.

Tooties Orchid Lounge opened in Nashville TN

Johnny Horton died in a car accident
A P Carter passes away

The Porter Wagoner Show premieres

2007-12-10 08:51:55 · 7 answers · asked by kathleen 7 in Country

piece of broccoli?

MAN! I HATE that. I should have made this broccoli into soup a couple days ago. It's still good, but I hate woody broccoli...

*giggle*

2007-12-10 08:50:54 · 8 answers · asked by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 in Polls & Surveys

What was the worst question someone asked on yahoo answers? ThanX?

2007-12-10 08:50:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 08:50:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well, I've pretty much gone paranoid about my writing since my friend told me the rhythm to this song I wrote sounded like Chemicals React. It's gotten to me so much that everything I write just sounds the same...lots of words...no exact point. I've had writer's block for what feels like forever now! Does anyone have any tips on how to get past writer's block...or could you maybe suggest a subject to write about?

2007-12-10 08:50:45 · 15 answers · asked by Asdfjkl; 2 in Lyrics

Have any words of advice?

2007-12-10 08:49:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A friend of mine ( we are not best friends and only see eachother every couple of months) asked me what star sign I was. And when I said I was a libra she laughed and snorted ans asked if I was sure I wasnt a scorpio?? What Is she meaning or getting at??

2007-12-10 08:49:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-12-10 08:49:35 · 66 answers · asked by rach 3 in Polls & Surveys

some alone time with me so we can get to know each other better?

2007-12-10 08:48:31 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 08:48:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 08:48:22 · 17 answers · asked by chas c 5 in Rock and Pop

2007-12-10 08:48:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm not talking about 'Patience'.. but another song about 4-5min long, axel blows a whistle and the tempo increases... any ideas?

2007-12-10 08:47:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-12-10 08:47:03 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

2007-12-10 08:46:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am going to buy a Semour Duncan Invader...any other ideas?

I already have some sweet sounding guitars, folks...however, I need to make one or two of my guitars exclusively for metal

2007-12-10 08:46:23 · 1 answers · asked by Leech 7 in Other - Music

what would it be called?

2007-12-10 08:46:08 · 34 answers · asked by KISS MY neice33 6 in Polls & Surveys

what are some easy songs to play on guitar with tabs ?i mean really easy ? rock songs and if you can please put a link thanks

2007-12-10 08:44:55 · 12 answers · asked by D: 2 in Other - Music

2007-12-10 08:44:43 · 28 answers · asked by jeano x 6 in Polls & Surveys

cat nap ?

i love to and do it all the time....meoooooooow!!!....purrrrr!

2007-12-10 08:44:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What would you do?

2007-12-10 08:44:08 · 16 answers · asked by Dylanne 6 in Polls & Surveys

I've been in relationships where I pretty much called the shots and had as much privacy as I wanted, and then I've been in other relationships where everything was constantly monitored, including email passwords, phone logs, etc. Where do you draw the line?

2007-12-10 08:43:37 · 21 answers · asked by Linz VT•AM 4 in Polls & Surveys

me i was supposed to study all afternoon for my final exam....instead of studying i slept but its okay i finally know where Italy is but Wyoming is still a mystery. My final is in 20 mins wish me luck...

2007-12-10 08:42:56 · 28 answers · asked by Zarathustra 2 in Polls & Surveys