Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza
you eat pizza
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory
embezzlement
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, what'll ya have, Pope? But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.
Your mom's so fat, when she walks down the street in a red suit people go "darn, your mom is really fat"
Your mom's so fat when she goes to sea world, people say "darn your mom is fat"
Your mom's so fat, when she sits around the house people go "darn your mom is fat"
Your mom's so fat she's like a bicycle, people say "darn your mom is fat"
Your mom's so fat when she wears high heals people say "darn your mom is fat"
2007-10-16
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