Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza
you eat pizza
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory
embezzlement
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, what'll ya have, Pope? But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.
Your mom's so fat, when she walks down the street in a red suit people go "darn, your mom is really fat"
Your mom's so fat when she goes to sea world, people say "darn your mom is fat"
Your mom's so fat, when she sits around the house people go "darn your mom is fat"
Your mom's so fat she's like a bicycle, people say "darn your mom is fat"
Your mom's so fat when she wears high heals people say "darn your mom is fat"
2007-10-16 14:06:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Three men walk into a bar.
They go home and beat their children.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
20 minutes later they are removed and promptly eaten. The cooks contemplate over why they only baked two muffins.
Why did the blonde cross the road?
Because her children had been hit by a car and she wanted to call an ambulance from the phone booth on the other side of the road.
A Mexican, a Texan, and a Brit are standing at the edge of a cliff.
All of them admire the sunset. They then leave and go their separate ways.
2007-10-16 14:07:07 · update #1
so... you like them XD?
2007-10-16 14:08:32 · update #2
they were meant to suck ;)
2007-10-17 02:48:18 · update #3
The owl one made my lough out loud...but I must admit, the rest were more tacky than funny.
2007-10-16 14:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by I Can Preach Too! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't give up your day job!!! Those were the worst jokes ever! Using the word joke is even hard to use in the same string as that spew! "darn your jokes are bad"
2007-10-16 14:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why did the hippo jump off the roof? A: He wanted to see if he could start an earthquake! P.S. I know I did really bad on this but it was the best I could think of!
2016-05-23 01:23:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jeff totally deserves best answer, this arent even jokes, its crap
its like saying A disabled man went to a hospital and ended up with a wheel chair???
2007-10-16 14:22:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chessey and Tacky
2007-10-16 14:13:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with Jeff, these jokes are real bad love
2007-10-16 14:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!
i got another:
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead rob a bank.
then the cops come after them and they all serve 15-25 years.
HAHA
that one gets me every time.
:D
2007-10-16 14:11:26 · answer #7 · answered by luluyakyak 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Tacky but funny!
2007-10-16 14:09:08 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You sad little puppy.
2007-10-16 14:31:27 · answer #9 · answered by trasosmontes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not so much. Sorry buddy.
2007-10-16 14:23:40 · answer #10 · answered by bludevil260_ya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋