Entertainment & Music - 24 May 2007

1.Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?"
The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."

2.Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

3.Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.

4.Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and
started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"

2007-05-24 10:41:47 · 16 answers · asked by zaii00 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you love the holiday overtime? Yeah!

2007-05-24 10:41:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 10:40:28 · 30 answers · asked by Cuppycake♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

yeah, i just really needa kno.

2007-05-24 10:39:47 · 10 answers · asked by luv2shop 1 in Other - Music

2007-05-24 10:39:33 · 20 answers · asked by UTC 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 10:39:22 · 21 answers · asked by Cuppycake♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 10:39:22 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Some dude is really srewin up Rock & Pop for me. =(

2007-05-24 10:38:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

No really! After so many times, don't you think there may be something to the theory?

2007-05-24 10:38:43 · 18 answers · asked by ROCKETMAN 5 in Polls & Surveys

how do you like your chicken cooked?

2007-05-24 10:38:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I watched a movie in the fall of 2006. It was about a computer virus saved onto a memory stick and this guy uploaded it to his computer by accident, and somehow the virus kept spreading to people through their electronics and eventually they'd die. It was a thriller movie, and I think it starts with an S... And I know the DVD cover looks like a face made out of a bunch of people laying in big piles n stuff... Anyone got the name of this movie?

2007-05-24 10:37:30 · 13 answers · asked by sassie384 3 in Movies

There are some questions and categories that I deliberately try to keep as "read only." Surely I'm not the only one who does this, am I?

2007-05-24 10:37:08 · 25 answers · asked by *~*~*poof*~*~* 5 in Polls & Surveys

I would love for a good thunder storm.

And you?

2007-05-24 10:36:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my daughters school has entered a competition to sing on Any Dream Will Do the show on BBC1.

But people have to vote for her school by registering with their e-mail address. it only takes 2 minutes

click this link and register

http://www.josephchoirsearch.co.uk/

verify it through an e-mail that they will send you then search for her schoool regionally, go to merseyside then choose Lydiate Primary School.

Please please please she's only eight and she'd be made up to win!

thankyou to anybidy who does it.

kirsty x

2007-05-24 10:35:58 · 12 answers · asked by acemum 2 in Other - Entertainment

2007-05-24 10:35:45 · 6 answers · asked by reifguy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Diabla? That's funny.

2007-05-24 10:35:01 · 18 answers · asked by ROCKETMAN 5 in Polls & Surveys

go to for swimming, fishing and water skiing and other fun things ?

2007-05-24 10:34:50 · 21 answers · asked by asmikeocsit 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 10:34:45 · 13 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

It was b/c a cruise missle hit it

2007-05-24 10:34:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 10:34:30 · 5 answers · asked by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 in Polls & Surveys

mine was a greyhound=)

2007-05-24 10:34:28 · 26 answers · asked by wolvie 6 in Polls & Surveys

k-rock 92.3 has come back home as of 5:00 pm i'm very happy :) the first song was ->all apologies by nirvana

2007-05-24 10:33:25 · 6 answers · asked by Veronica 7 in Radio

its about a mam with 3 kids and their life is crap. sarah jessica parker plays the mam. thats all i can remember. thanx

2007-05-24 10:33:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-05-24 10:33:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 10:32:55 · 10 answers · asked by Psychotically Bored 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 10:32:15 · 18 answers · asked by Lenka 3 in Jazz

2007-05-24 10:32:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

only to wake up and was you relived or dissapointed?

2007-05-24 10:31:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-24 10:31:36 · 22 answers · asked by enzyme 305 3 in Polls & Surveys

or wendy's and why???

2007-05-24 10:31:09 · 28 answers · asked by gojags2011 2 in Polls & Surveys