1.Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?"
The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."
2.Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
3.Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.
4.Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and
started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"
2007-05-24 10:41:47 · 16 answers · asked by zaii00 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Guess what ar seface you have made an enemy on yahoo answers, and by the way Im not anti-american just anti-knobheads like you but I tried to warn you. watch this space and your joke is sh it but nothing to surprising there eh
2007-05-25 23:13:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does Michael Jackson like taking a shower with a 3 year old? Because he can slick the childs hair back and pretend he's 2.
2007-05-24 11:04:20 · answer #2 · answered by razor71901 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Mc Donald's ??
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Both have 45 year old meat placed between 10 year old buns.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart ??
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He heard that boy's underwear was half off !
LOL
2007-05-24 10:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I always liked that song:
Beat me, Whip me, Call me Edna, with the words:
gouge my eyes out twist my nose off
make me take my geeky clothes off
burn my hair I like that action
make me look like Michael Jackson
2007-05-24 12:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Eww.
I've heard this one:
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
hahaha
2007-05-24 10:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by queenbee0889 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I really like this funny tale with the help of MJ the position he presented Marlon making a music "in the back of Closed doorways" took Marlon positioned him contained in the closet, closed the door and Marlon began making a music.
2016-11-27 00:11:08 · answer #6 · answered by klingelhoefer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: whats black and white and a little bit altered?
A: Michael Jackson
2007-05-24 10:48:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Michael jackson died of food posioning, cnn claims it was from a 10 year old nut!
2007-05-24 10:47:43 · answer #8 · answered by ricanthuglyp 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
how do you know it is bed time at Michael Jackson's house?
when the big hand touches the little hand
Why did Micheal Jackson pay boyz to men?
He thought they were a delivery service
2007-05-24 10:49:49 · answer #9 · answered by creillyrun2 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Q: What does Michael Jackson get if he molests one more little boy?
A: His own parish!
Thank you, I'll be here all night. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.
2007-05-24 10:44:29 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋