A kid with a lisp dresses up like a pirate for Halloween.

An old lady answers the door and asks him...
" Ooh, your a pirate, where are your buccaneers? "

" Underneath my buccan hat, lady! " the kid replies.

2007-05-02 07:24:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What really ticks you off?

2007-05-02 07:24:07 · 23 answers · asked by Little Miss Strange 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Where does it fall on your list?

2007-05-02 07:23:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If President Bush was one of the Three Stooges: Would he be Larry, Moe or Curly?

2007-05-02 07:23:43 · 8 answers · asked by enzyme 305 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How do you relax?

2007-05-02 07:23:16 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What one thing would you want to know....................?

If I could tell you?

2007-05-02 07:23:15 · 13 answers · asked by Regular Guy 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Were the audition tapes for Lost authentic? The actors looked the same as they do on the show?

2007-05-02 07:22:51 · 1 answers · asked by marioeddie 1 in Television

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If there are more questions than answers, how come ?

you lot always have one !!

2007-05-02 07:21:58 · 28 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

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guys.....................................?

6 digit number.........
36
31
36

what do you say?

2007-05-02 07:21:55 · 22 answers · asked by smcopeland16 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Does your conscience get the better of you?

2007-05-02 07:21:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If I rode in on my white horse and rescued you....................................?

what would I be rescuing you from?

2007-05-02 07:21:18 · 15 answers · asked by Regular Guy 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have a word/phrase that you ALWAYS say?

Even a name that you always call people. And what is it?

♥

2007-05-02 07:20:50 · 15 answers · asked by Natalie 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you consider yourself generous?

in the bedroom too? :)

2007-05-02 07:20:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is your biggest addiction...................................................?

and how do you deal with it?

2007-05-02 07:18:46 · 15 answers · asked by Regular Guy 5 in Polls & Surveys

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You are walking along the beach, you look down.......................?

and you see..... you see.... huh? what the hell is that thing?

2007-05-02 07:14:43 · 37 answers · asked by Regular Guy 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What are some songs that have things to do with weather?

HELP ME

2007-05-02 07:11:23 · 20 answers · asked by wearedapeople 1 in Music

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What kind of small dog should I get?

yeah im wanting a small dog but i don't know what kind i want, which one do you think i should get

2007-05-02 07:10:26 · 32 answers · asked by 0 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do I need batteries for this...?

stupid easy button? it doesn't seem to be working....

2007-05-02 07:09:05 · 13 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Is this really the end for Heroes?

Will the show REALLY end after these next 3 episodes? It's gained so much attention and love- are they really going to end it for good or do you think it'll come back next season?

2007-05-02 07:08:21 · 6 answers · asked by Trouble's Mama 5 in Television

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