Entertainment & Music - 27 April 2007

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?" Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?"
Joey says, "To your house!"

2007-04-27 08:35:35 · 5 answers · asked by drew d 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-27 08:33:47 · 41 answers · asked by BeAuTiFuL 6 in Polls & Surveys

I saw two billboards while driving. can someone tell me anything aboout them. #1 said GEORGE B SH
#2 said F EL PRICES
any idea who is responsible for these signs and what they are advertising?

2007-04-27 08:33:44 · 3 answers · asked by Mystic Mutant - Hero for Hire 4 in Polls & Surveys

I used to pee in his bed when he went home for the weekend. I also excreted some "love juice" into his his shampoo.

2007-04-27 08:33:28 · 8 answers · asked by Horatio "H" Caine 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-27 08:33:05 · 3 answers · asked by April 5 in Polls & Surveys

Just for fun?
For the thought provoking questions?
To get away from work?

2007-04-27 08:32:51 · 43 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

Was she fired?

2007-04-27 08:32:46 · 2 answers · asked by AHHH CHOOOOOOOO (sneeze)! 2 in Celebrities

I am sitting in the kitchen bored, not knowing what to do.

2007-04-27 08:32:32 · 24 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-27 08:32:28 · 41 answers · asked by BeAuTiFuL 6 in Polls & Surveys

My wife is an alcoholic. Best person I ever met. She has 600 different smiles. They can light up your life. They can make you laugh out loud, just like that. They can even make you cry, just like that. That's just with her smiles. You'd have to see her with her kids. You'd have to see how they look at her, when she's not looking. To think of all the things she lives through, and I couldn't help her. - When a man loves a woman.

2007-04-27 08:32:07 · 33 answers · asked by bumblecherry 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-27 08:31:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

me niether...

2007-04-27 08:30:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you prefer to have the toilet paper rolling over from the top,or pulling down from underneith?

2007-04-27 08:30:32 · 18 answers · asked by Tazz 5 in Polls & Surveys

....really obnoxious new people??? Now I remember why I left!

2007-04-27 08:29:44 · 24 answers · asked by " 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'll be up there soon Dont you worry! :( Tear*

2007-04-27 08:29:17 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My friend's birthday is the exact day and year the hubble was launched into space. (April 24, 1990)
I, unfortunatly, share a birthday with Al Gore, former vice president.

2007-04-27 08:29:14 · 30 answers · asked by musicgirl31♫ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-27 08:29:11 · 22 answers · asked by Priceless Purity 3 in Polls & Surveys

age 35-55 politicians and lobbyists

2 hours of total play time.

Acoustic guitars

2007-04-27 08:27:13 · 1 answers · asked by pip 7 in Other - Entertainment

2007-04-27 08:27:08 · 15 answers · asked by Priceless Purity 3 in Polls & Surveys

fiddy pence can sod off

xxx
long live ROCK

2007-04-27 08:26:11 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Help out a friend in need? I want you to go to my profile and look at the first question that I've recently ANSWERED, and if you haven't already answered it, will you? It's only fair for the poor girl! PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A RECORD HERE THAT YOU ACTUALLY WENT TO MY PROFILE AND ANSWERED THE QUESTION! Thanks! ^_^

2007-04-27 08:26:03 · 12 answers · asked by Melinda 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-27 08:25:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-27 08:25:02 · 49 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

i think mine's between Mean Girls and 10 Things I Hate About You x

2007-04-27 08:23:59 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

....referring to himself in the third person??

2007-04-27 08:23:40 · 7 answers · asked by " 5 in Polls & Surveys

What is your fave billy idol song??

2007-04-27 08:23:21 · 5 answers · asked by FrozenFlowers 6 in Polls & Surveys

What does that mean. I've had my chart done twice and always end up with the same comment, I'm a Leo who doesn't want to be a leo? HMMM?

2007-04-27 08:23:17 · 19 answers · asked by sendittojeff 6 in Horoscopes

2007-04-27 08:22:52 · 26 answers · asked by " 5 in Polls & Surveys

What are you going to put in my mouth?

2007-04-27 08:22:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-27 08:22:09 · 20 answers · asked by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 in Polls & Surveys