Entertainment & Music - 25 April 2007

Hypothetical of course!

2007-04-25 17:03:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-25 17:03:46 · 5 answers · asked by stuff 1 in Movies

How To Give Your Cat A Pill



Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving a baby a bottle.
Coo confidently, "That's a nice kitty". Drop the pill in its mouth.
Retrieve cat from top of lamp & pill from under sofa.
Follow the same procedure as in 1, but hold cats front paws down with left hand
& back paws down with elbow of right arm. Poke pill into its mouth with right forefinger.
Retrieve cat from under bed. Get new pill from bottle (resist impulse to get new cat).
Again proceed as in 1 except when you have cat firmly cradled in bottle feeding position, sit on edge of chair, fold your torso over cat, bring your right hand over your left elbow, open cats mouth by lifting the upper jaw & pop pill in quickly! Since your head is down by your knees, you won't be able to see what you are doing. That's just as well.
Leave cat hanging on drapes. Leave pill in your hair.
If you're a woman, have a good cry. If you're a man, have a good cry.
Now pull yourself together. Who's the boss here anyway? Retrieve cat & pill. Assuming position 1, say sternly, "Who's the boss here anyway?" Open cats mouth, take pill & ..... oops!
This isn't working, is it? Collapse & think. Aha! Those flashing slashing claws are causing the chaos her, aren't they?
Crawl to the linen closet licking your wounds. Drag back a large beach towel. Spread the towel on the floor.
Retrieve cat from kitchen counter & pill from potted plant.
Spread cat on towel near one end with its head over long edge.
Flatten cats front & back legs over its stomach (resist impluse to flatten cat).
Roll cat in towel. Work fast; time and tabbies wait for now man - or woman!
Resume position 1. Rotate left hand to cat's head. Press its mouth at the jaw hinges like opening the petals of a snapdragon.
Drop it into cats mouth & poke gently. Voila! its done.
Vacuum up loose fur (the cat's). Apply bandages to wounds (yours).
Take two aspirins & lie down.

2007-04-25 17:03:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Drew Berry more should have been awarded the new beautiful person?

2007-04-25 17:02:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-25 17:01:55 · 11 answers · asked by x 2 in Polls & Surveys

What drives you wild? cmon - i need creative ideas for foreplay.

What do you wanna hear?
What do you want us to touch?
How do you want us to do it?
Where do we touch?
Loud or soft?

2007-04-25 17:01:26 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-25 17:00:40 · 7 answers · asked by Mr Hex Vision 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-25 16:58:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-25 16:58:05 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

people treating their dogs better then their children.THEY both ,should all be treated well, dont you think?

2007-04-25 16:57:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Peach if i let you get it from my tree?

2007-04-25 16:57:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

imagined you had imaginary friends outside your mom and dads car when you were little? mine was a horse that ran along side of the car and he ran and jumped over fences and raced cars... and the was a ferret that made a nest on the horses back for birds I pictured him weaving a grass basket...ok now I feel like I needed help back then...lol

2007-04-25 16:56:53 · 9 answers · asked by kristiW 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-25 16:56:14 · 25 answers · asked by Papa 7 in Polls & Surveys

I fell asleep on a roller coaster a few years ago. It was exactly like this one:

http://www.joyrides.com/pne_playland/ring_of_fire.htm

How 'bout choo?

2007-04-25 16:56:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im sorry as a guy People Magazine has lost all it's credibility with me . Drew is almost homely without a massive amount of make-up which nearly doubles as cosmetic surgery . Now maybe she has a wonderful personality that is a whole other subject but physical beauty she is maybe a 3 out of 10 . What do you think ?

2007-04-25 16:55:54 · 31 answers · asked by the_red_emperor 2 in Celebrities

2007-04-25 16:55:51 · 4 answers · asked by Ricky B 1 in Music

How and why does it turn black? Is it like a symbol or metaphor? I just want to know before I see the movie so I understand it more.

2007-04-25 16:55:20 · 17 answers · asked by spaz_kadet 1 in Movies

What do you think, am i Hot, o.k. or U.G.L.Y. ???

http://s166.photobucket.com/albums/u112/zephon03/?action=view¤t=Me.jpg

2007-04-25 16:55:16 · 20 answers · asked by Best Xian 1 in Polls & Surveys

My motorcycle and a switchblade knife

2007-04-25 16:55:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is September 27th..best day of the year :)

2007-04-25 16:54:57 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Australians have no good comedians.
Firstly Im Australian so i kinda know whats going on.

Eg: Rove McManus, Dave Hughes (anyone who has heard his voice for more than an hour knows why), Corine Grant, Fiona O'Laughlin, Lehmo, Wil Anderson etc and anyone off 'The Wedge' or 'Stand Up Australia' (Comedy Channel 10.30 Eastern time)

The only funny people are Adam Hills and Peter 'Strauchanie' Helliar sometimes Judith Lucy

We used to have actual funny people like Graham Kennedy, a younger Bert Newton etc

2007-04-25 16:54:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-04-25 16:53:58 · 21 answers · asked by Juan D 1 in Music

I know i just asked a question like this but oh well
does anyone know of a realllyyy scary movie with children. Not children of the corn or zombie movies. But the really creepy thriller mystories that are scary. Like the kid says weird stuff like "hello mommy" and scary stuff. just a scary movie with scary and creepy kids =]

2007-04-25 16:53:43 · 10 answers · asked by dumbledoresarmy06 1 in Movies

n pls dont be rude or say abuse. i seriously wanna learn about some new things!!
thx in advance

- Mink! -

2007-04-25 16:53:35 · 15 answers · asked by mahindrumayank 2 in Polls & Surveys

If you've have bought them already,please tell me,how much does Beyonce's World Tour Concert Tickets Cost???

2007-04-25 16:53:07 · 4 answers · asked by Cris 1 in Celebrities

that you would've loved to have as a child?

2007-04-25 16:52:19 · 15 answers · asked by G泥Lì┬A 4 in Polls & Surveys

romantic?

2007-04-25 16:51:45 · 37 answers · asked by ♥fungirl♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

SOME great rumors? OH do tell.

2007-04-25 16:51:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-25 16:50:55 · 29 answers · asked by tinklestheclown 1 in Polls & Surveys

honest answers please http://filmcritic1963.typepad.com/interviews/images/img_0338_1.jpg

2007-04-25 16:50:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities