Entertainment & Music - 28 March 2007

First man said to the other," You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage.
I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."
The other said, "Talking about love marriages...I'll tell you my story.I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he's my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son.now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems.... Give me a break!!"

2007-03-28 18:10:17 · 9 answers · asked by medi 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you still amused?

You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used

2007-03-28 18:09:54 · 10 answers · asked by Bob Dylan 1 in Music

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Any Magicians willing to share a few tricks with me?

I'm a Beginner Magician and am looking to others to help me perform better Card or Coin Tricks...
I have a few already, you can view them on Youtube.com Just search for "BAMA37" in the search bar on Youtube's Homepage.
Anyways, yes. I am looking for fairly easy tricks to do.
So if anybody out there that knows magic is willing to share with me, E-mail me please.
Please make sure you reveal tricks that are easy for beginners. =)
Thank you in advance!
-Keum

2007-03-28 18:09:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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Entertainment & Music - 28 March 2007

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Any Magicians willing to share a few tricks with me?

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