Entertainment & Music - 24 March 2007

2007-03-24 15:38:50 · 18 answers · asked by yellowstar10 2 in Movies

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.

Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.

Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"

He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.

"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

2007-03-24 15:38:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Please nothing typical.I like "CultureSlum" or "The Caffiends".I don't plan on starting a punk band,I'm just bored.

2007-03-24 15:38:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

My music teacher gave us a CD to practice singing a song. We preformed the song in a concert already now. Since I don't need the songs (2 tracts) anymore, how do I take them off and put songs I like on them? I have the songs all ready, but I need to take the other songs off the CD for I can put the new songs on. Please help.

2007-03-24 15:38:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-24 15:38:31 · 25 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Polls & Surveys

this isnt a joke.....if you know please tell me..Lmao

2007-03-24 15:38:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it's so cool and refreshing on a hot nite,,,,no?

2007-03-24 15:38:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is yahoo just eating my questions?
Or is it being a sh1t to everyone?

2007-03-24 15:38:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It goes "how good it is to be loved by you, by you, by you"

anyone know the name and who originally sang this song?

2007-03-24 15:37:38 · 10 answers · asked by Britney 2 in Music

one person you love (not related) and one person you hate (not related)

2007-03-24 15:37:37 · 14 answers · asked by The Duke 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 15:37:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

country grammar by nelly. thats a good old song i just cant stop thinking about its greatness.

2007-03-24 15:37:22 · 9 answers · asked by redsox4life 6 in Music

Does anyone know where I can get free sheet music? actually the WHOLE SONG!! NOt just the first page? For bands such as the Jonas Brothers, Fray, etc.

2007-03-24 15:37:06 · 4 answers · asked by Jen 3 in Music

2007-03-24 15:37:03 · 13 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 15:36:36 · 12 answers · asked by Psychotic2 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man and a woman are hunting. The man has a heart attack.
The woman calls 911 and says "I think my friend has had a heart attack!" The 911 operator says, "Calm down lady! Lets make sure your Friend is dead!" You make the end of the story! Closest to the real answer gets 12 pts. (10 BA points and 2 answer points) I will post the answer at a later date.

2007-03-24 15:36:07 · 4 answers · asked by weilongli2003 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 15:36:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My husband doesn't like it when I go in my room and lock the door because he knows he won't see me again until the next morning.I have my own little room set a side just for me and my computer.How many others are locked in their rooms right now ?

2007-03-24 15:36:01 · 13 answers · asked by Teenie 7 in Polls & Surveys

i think its kelly clarkson. another line goes like "and i knew it was over, before it began." its not a sad song and it came out recently

2007-03-24 15:35:38 · 10 answers · asked by LadyBuggy33 2 in Music

2007-03-24 15:35:37 · 8 answers · asked by lunachick 5 in Music

2007-03-24 15:35:26 · 26 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

The animated show by Regina King?

Do you hate it, love it, thinks its brutally honest, or too hyperbolic, or some other opinion.

And no, I dont care what white people think black people think about this show.

2007-03-24 15:35:24 · 7 answers · asked by Yuff 4 in Comics & Animation

A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..."

The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his d!ck and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch.

He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."

2007-03-24 15:35:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who likes Hannah Montana? I love her!!

2007-03-24 15:34:57 · 10 answers · asked by Violina 2 in Music

you find out that the question was asked 3 months ago? and you get best answer now?

2007-03-24 15:34:57 · 19 answers · asked by somegirl 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 15:34:56 · 11 answers · asked by LesHug 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 15:34:49 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-24 15:34:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-24 15:34:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 15:34:16 · 9 answers · asked by Psychotic2 6 in Polls & Surveys