A man is sitting in a bar looking very gloomy, just staring at his pint of larger for over half an hour. After a bit, one of the rowdier locals takes his mates over to the poor guy and start to mock his attitude.
Getting no response, the rowdy grabs the guy's pint and downs it in one, too rupturous applause and laughter from his mates. This causes the guy to burst into tears.
"Jesus" says the rowdy, "It was only a joke, what's your problem?"
To which the man replies, "It's not your fault, I've just had a terrible day. First, I woke up late, my car broke down, I missed the bus to work and had to run 2 miles in the pouring rain to get there and the boss still fired me. As I was walking home, I got mugged and the guy stole my wallet, car keys and my phone. Once I got home, my girlfriend had run off with some stranger and taken all my cash. I was so depressed... and then when I finally got enough courage up to kill myself... You came along and drank my poison."
2007-03-22
09:16:51
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