Entertainment & Music - 21 March 2007

For those with no children - this is totally hysterical! For those who
already have children past this age - this is hilarious. For those who have
children at this age - this is not funny. For those who have
children nearing this age - this is a warning. For those who have not yet
had children - let this be a form of birth control!
The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin , Texas : "Things
I've learned from my Children (honest & no kidding):"


1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 3 bedroom house
about 2 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on a nylon duster and then run over it with
roller skates / blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and Superman
cape.
It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on
all four walls of a large room.
5. You should not throw balls up when the ceiling fan is on, using the
ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before
you get a hit.
A ceiling fan can then hit a ball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a ball hit by a
ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already
too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain bits of Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a
4-year old.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't
walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like jello
15. VCR's do not eject toasted sandwiches even though TV commercials
show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving and are very
expensive to remove.
18. You probably do not want to know what that smell really is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not
like ovens.
20. The average response time for the fire brigade is about 20 minutes.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. The mind of a 6-year old is a wonderful and amazing thing.
25. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.

2007-03-21 09:47:42 · 3 answers · asked by johnboy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

The skittle one where the rabbit sings, Netflex, Any new movies 'cause it runs over and over. Kashi ones. I'm on a roll but have ran of ones lets add some more!

2007-03-21 09:47:37 · 9 answers · asked by Barbara 4 in Television

I totally agree with it, but c'mon...I feel like seasick.

2007-03-21 09:47:29 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Now why would they try to stick this question in Law and Ethics?

2007-03-21 09:47:29 · 20 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

It saves water, don't they care about that?

2007-03-21 09:47:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Emma Watson who plays hermione in Harry potter won't sign her contract. She says she wants to do more artistic roles. It's gunna be the dumbledore thing all over again.!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-21 09:47:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

By now Three Days Grace has put out two CD's and there are quite a few good songs on each. What are your favorites? Mine would be tough to pick, but I would go with Home and then Gone Forever and then Animal I Have Become. Any thoughts?

2007-03-21 09:46:11 · 17 answers · asked by Nathan G 2 in Music

It's the one with the best man's speech. The guests all go silent when he mentions Niarobi, and he looks embarrassed. Why?

2007-03-21 09:46:06 · 10 answers · asked by Porkemon 5 in Television

Don't those smiles give you strenght for "your goals " that you will achieve?

2007-03-21 09:45:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does any one else find this site addicting? I have soooo many other things I should be doing right now!

2007-03-21 09:45:51 · 22 answers · asked by DW 2 in Polls & Surveys

Well, have you?


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2007-03-21 09:45:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 09:45:39 · 5 answers · asked by Jennyinthesixties 1 in Polls & Surveys

there is a guy and a girl the guy whispers something to the girls ear and she laughs what did he say?

2007-03-21 09:45:37 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

when even rain resembles sunshine?

2007-03-21 09:45:30 · 16 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 09:45:20 · 5 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Polls & Surveys

If so, What do you think of it? Who do you think is going home next week? Tango(my husband) or Chance??

2007-03-21 09:45:14 · 9 answers · asked by LaShay 1 in Movies

all i kno is that the chourus is lyke i cant explain this feeling i think about it evryday blah blah blah it gets so hard to walk away walk away sry thats all i kno

2007-03-21 09:45:07 · 11 answers · asked by Sweetcheeks101 2 in Music

I know that everyone has saturn in their sign at about the age 28-29 ish and i know its improtant what house it is in to know what "lessons" its attempting to school one on, how can i find out where saturn is in my chart at this time (ie march 2007) i know where it was in my birthchart i was born aug 22nd 1977 @4:43am in Philadelphia Pa USA

2007-03-21 09:45:05 · 4 answers · asked by pocket_full_O_posies 2 in Horoscopes

What is your favorite brand of water?
Nano, Mini, Shuffle, or Video?
Gameboy, Xbox, Wii, Gamecube, PS2, PS3, Xbox, or 360?
Favorite TV Brand?
Apple, Microsoft, Linux?
Favorite PC brand?
Favorite College?
Ohio st. or Florida?
Chicago or Boston?
NBC, ABC, CW, FOX, or CBS?
Yahoo, Comcast, AOL, or GMail?
Favorite Number?
Favorite Random Fact?
PLEASE Answer as many as you can.

2007-03-21 09:44:48 · 8 answers · asked by jsquigs 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 09:44:35 · 7 answers · asked by camikaharrison 1 in Horoscopes

2007-03-21 09:44:25 · 2 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

what is the color you see most?

2007-03-21 09:44:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Young Guns, dog. Nuff said

2007-03-21 09:44:15 · 13 answers · asked by TheMadLith 2 in Celebrities

What ever happened to SANDSTORM? Did he just like drop off of yahoo answers?

2007-03-21 09:44:15 · 5 answers · asked by **Angel_Eyes** 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 09:43:56 · 47 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7 in Polls & Surveys

im becoming a freshman, and im just wondering...

2007-03-21 09:43:55 · 9 answers · asked by ♥MoMo♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 09:43:38 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 09:43:29 · 21 answers · asked by jam 1 in Comics & Animation

To smash into the back of your car if you don't have one of those "Baby on board" signs?

2007-03-21 09:43:16 · 15 answers · asked by Moon Man 5 in Polls & Surveys

need a list of artists and titles

2007-03-21 09:42:57 · 7 answers · asked by loveauroramoon 1 in Music