A rich man is away on a business trip and phones home. The maid answers and he asks if he can speak to his wife. ‘She’s upstairs having s*x with her lover,’ the undiplomatic home-help replies. ‘Right,’ says the man, ‘go upstairs. Take out my shotgun and shoot them both.’ The maid leaves, and the man hears two loud shots, then the maid returns. ‘What shall I do with the bodies?’ she asks. ‘Take them out the back,’ the man says. ‘And dump them in the swimming pool.’ ‘What swimming pool?’ the maid asks. ‘That is 849 9698, isn’t it?’ asks the man.
2007-03-19
13:04:35
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