A rich man is away on a business trip and phones home. The maid answers and he asks if he can speak to his wife. ‘She’s upstairs having s*x with her lover,’ the undiplomatic home-help replies. ‘Right,’ says the man, ‘go upstairs. Take out my shotgun and shoot them both.’ The maid leaves, and the man hears two loud shots, then the maid returns. ‘What shall I do with the bodies?’ she asks. ‘Take them out the back,’ the man says. ‘And dump them in the swimming pool.’ ‘What swimming pool?’ the maid asks. ‘That is 849 9698, isn’t it?’ asks the man.
2007-03-19 13:04:35 · 15 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Tricks!
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
She gets a frog in her throat at 69!
2007-03-19 13:14:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10
2007-03-19 20:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke, well worth 10/10
2007-03-19 13:20:07 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheh!! Looks like the wrong couple got shot!!
2007-03-19 13:12:02 · answer #4 · answered by Spence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOPS thats funy
2007-03-19 13:13:49 · answer #5 · answered by Tater Tot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooookkkk....lets all make sure we dial the correct number before giving instructions....lol
2007-03-19 13:15:31 · answer #6 · answered by trinawebb1971 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-03-19 13:12:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke can't even swear but it made me want to lmfao it was good .
2007-03-19 13:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-20 04:28:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol oops
2007-03-19 13:07:38 · answer #10 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋