An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband’s sex drive. “What about Viagra?” asks the doctor. “Not a chance,” says the woman. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.” “No problem,” replies the doctor. “Drop it into his coffee, he won’t even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.” A week later the woman returns to the doctor and he enquires as to how things went. “It was terrible, just terrible doctor,” she replied. “What happened?” asks the doctor. “Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his morning coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, ripped my clothes off and proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible!” “What was terrible?” said the doctor. “Was the sex not good?” “Oh no doctor,” answers the woman. “The sex was the best I’ve had in 25 years, but I’ll never be able to show my face in McDonald’s again!”
2007-03-16
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