An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband’s sex drive. “What about Viagra?” asks the doctor. “Not a chance,” says the woman. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.” “No problem,” replies the doctor. “Drop it into his coffee, he won’t even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.” A week later the woman returns to the doctor and he enquires as to how things went. “It was terrible, just terrible doctor,” she replied. “What happened?” asks the doctor. “Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his morning coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, ripped my clothes off and proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible!” “What was terrible?” said the doctor. “Was the sex not good?” “Oh no doctor,” answers the woman. “The sex was the best I’ve had in 25 years, but I’ll never be able to show my face in McDonald’s again!”
2007-03-16 06:52:59 · 20 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one Saphire lol
2007-03-16 07:02:43 · update #1
Hahahahaha...Now that's what I call a happy meal.
2007-03-16 06:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 05:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by bachmann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! One million served! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-16 11:15:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-03-16 07:38:24 · answer #4 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like that
2007-03-16 06:56:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao lol that was a great 1 i need to find more to put on here lol that was soo funny im copy and pasting it to my friend thanks:) star for you ;0)
2007-03-16 07:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love the old ones, well done.
2007-03-16 07:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats made my day best joke of the month by far
2007-03-16 06:56:58 · answer #8 · answered by linkin_park_jack 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This made both me and my husband laugh. I just asked him if he wants to go to McDonald's.
HaHaHa :D
2007-03-16 07:23:46 · answer #9 · answered by littlemama_rules 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Now that's fast food. very good
2007-03-16 07:11:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋