Entertainment & Music - 16 March 2007

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn`t have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails.
Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach.
He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn`t it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me?" He went back to gathering the snails.
All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They started talking and she invited him back to her place. They ended up spending the night together. At seven o`clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife`s dinner party!!!"
He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails.
There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he`s been all this time. He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we`re almost there!!"

2007-03-16 20:31:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Yes i know this sounds like a weird question...
you know how some people bite their nails? Well I bite the skin just AROUND my nails, like near the tip of my fingers. I do this when im nervous instead of biting my nails. Is this really weird? Is it bad? It doesn't hurt me and i dont ever bleed or have big chunks, I just bite of tiny bits of skin... nothing to make that big of a deal...
Does anyone have this problem?

2007-03-16 20:30:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

skillet( christian rock ), system of a down, avenged sevenfold...

these bands ROCK better then all the emo crap we have nowadays, can you recommend me some more bands simlar to them...???

2007-03-16 20:30:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 20:29:57 · 15 answers · asked by annie 6 in Polls & Surveys

i have watched a movie by robert de niro the name of the movie is (15 minutes) i want to know a name of the song and the singer, it is a slow song, the song was played while robert de niro was in the bar.

2007-03-16 20:29:47 · 4 answers · asked by S 1 in Movies

2007-03-16 20:29:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My moms birthday is coming up.

2007-03-16 20:29:22 · 9 answers · asked by FartSack 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 20:29:17 · 13 answers · asked by ツ 1 in Music

I think she is a good person. She was born and raised 30 miles from where I live. I am so sick of hearing about her schools that she is opening. I think she should open schools here in the US for the benefit of the children here.
There are kids out there needing some type of special need, but no one is doing anything about it, she could put her money into the lively hood of Americas kids instead of putting it somewhere in wherever.

PLEASE: Be kind, if you do not like my opinion, just do not post, and please do not post hurtful things.

2007-03-16 20:28:26 · 7 answers · asked by soggybottomscout_25 4 in Polls & Surveys

Or day dreams. Not dirty ones.

2007-03-16 20:27:29 · 21 answers · asked by omygosh 4 in Polls & Surveys

i know, i know, wierd question to ask, but i just want to know if its happened to anyone...

2007-03-16 20:26:34 · 5 answers · asked by dontbother 2 in Polls & Surveys

Im a huge supernatural fan but could'nt get to the convention in may how do i find out if they are doing tv appearances and where?

2007-03-16 20:25:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

...to find that it was in your hand, tucked behind your ear, in your pocket, hanging off your shoulder, or on top of your head the whole time...?

2007-03-16 20:24:24 · 15 answers · asked by ßαßε 5 in Polls & Surveys

So my girlfriend and I have been dating a few months. We went out to dinner tonight and on the way home, she didn't feel well. I pulled over into a rest area and she went into the woods. 20 minutes went by and she didn't emerge. I was worried and thought about going to look for her. She came back as I was heading for the woods. She got lost she said, so all was well and we jumped into the car. Unfortunately, all wasn't well when I got a strong whiff that would make onions cry! I had to roll down the windows, getting wet from the falling snow outside. When we arrived home, she went to shower... without me because she didn't want to shower together. I don't know what to do! Part of me feels bad, the other part wants to dump her! What should I do?

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2007-03-16 20:23:23 · 14 answers · asked by chan143brown 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 20:22:42 · 34 answers · asked by mickie1108 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 20:22:36 · 5 answers · asked by tiffers 2 in Music

...shaving? In the shower? Or in the sink?

2007-03-16 20:22:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well since many girls spend so much time manicuring their nails, getting them painted, having them long, I was wondering if any guys actually care what girls nails look like. Do you find it particularly attractive for a girl to have nicely polished, manicured nails? Or do you never notice?

2007-03-16 20:22:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard a Bang A Gong cover the other day on the radio, and I swear it wasn't Power Station. But I never did hear the DJ say who it was. It was on a Modern Rock station that rarely plays older tunes. Has another, relatively new cover of T.Rex's "Bang a Gong" been released by a new band?

2007-03-16 20:22:00 · 5 answers · asked by guntowner18 1 in Music

his clothes and make him walk home naked

2007-03-16 20:21:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and why?

2007-03-16 20:21:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 20:20:57 · 3 answers · asked by kiaira j 1 in Music

2007-03-16 20:20:30 · 5 answers · asked by mickie1108 3 in Movies

2007-03-16 20:20:23 · 16 answers · asked by FartSack 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 20:20:14 · 8 answers · asked by mickie1108 3 in Polls & Surveys

someone copies you ??

Just curious !!
Anyways,
Keep Smiling:-)

2007-03-16 20:19:41 · 8 answers · asked by tokyo 5 in Polls & Surveys

Something that I found that was almost perfect, but for books was Librarything.com.

2007-03-16 20:19:39 · 4 answers · asked by your.accidentaldeath 1 in Movies

2007-03-16 20:19:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-16 20:19:25 · 4 answers · asked by LUV SKOOL 1 in Television

Would you ever walk around naked if everybody else was doing it?

2007-03-16 20:18:57 · 17 answers · asked by jlily680 4 in Polls & Surveys