A man was sick & tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day & put in 8hours while my wife stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
Next morning sure enough the man awoke as a woman
He arose cooked breakfast for his mate wakened the kids set out their school clothes fed them packed their lunches drove them to school came home & picked up dry cleaning, stopped at the bank to make a deposit went grocery shopping then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills & balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box & bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry vacuum, dust, & sweep & mop the kitchen floor.Ran to the school to pick up the kids & got into an argument with them on the way home
2007-02-27
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