A man was sick & tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day & put in 8hours while my wife stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
Next morning sure enough the man awoke as a woman
He arose cooked breakfast for his mate wakened the kids set out their school clothes fed them packed their lunches drove them to school came home & picked up dry cleaning, stopped at the bank to make a deposit went grocery shopping then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills & balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box & bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry vacuum, dust, & sweep & mop the kitchen floor.Ran to the school to pick up the kids & got into an argument with them on the way home
2007-02-27 05:48:53 · 7 answers · asked by Shy Ted 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Set out milk & cookies & got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board & watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes & washing veg for salad, breaded the pork chops & snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he cleaned the kitchen ran the dishwasher folded laundry bathed the kids &put them to bed. At 9PM he was exhausted & though his daily chores weren't finished he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed & said Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife being able to stay home all day. Please let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
2007-02-27 05:51:21 · update #1
LoL that was good Im still laughing
2007-02-27 05:55:13 · answer #1 · answered by Christina K 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not the best joke ever but I liked it; I'm gonna go ahead and give you a star.
nine_iron76, I don't think you understand...they switched in the morning, then "got together" that night...So the next morning, he found out he was pregnant.
2007-02-27 14:16:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
As a women .. I appreciate it. Just read it to my hubby....he said " I never get a cooked breakfast". I told him I do everything else on the list and work part-time. .. I guess I understand why men wont appreciate this, including " nine _iron76" but I do!
2007-02-27 14:56:17 · answer #3 · answered by emilybronte 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I dont mind reading long jokes when they are worth it. But this one wasnt. The puch line was lame. And what difference would it make if she/he got pregnant. Also they changed places in the morning so she was already pregnant before they changed the first time. This joke has too many loopholes.
2007-02-27 13:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Lol
2007-02-27 13:56:11 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Interesting, but not a great laugh.
2007-02-27 15:13:08 · answer #6 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
yeah it was kinda gay. you should find some better ones cause this one was really lame.
2007-02-27 20:01:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋