Entertainment & Music - 21 February 2007

Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock.

The brunette balances their checkbook, then decides to take their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "If I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."

The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you just write, comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. She'll read it slowly."

2007-02-21 13:57:51 · 12 answers · asked by blindmice6 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Jared Cotter?

I think he is a great singer on American Idol but he is really underrated by the fans. What do you think of him?

2007-02-21 13:57:51 · 2 answers · asked by Apollos 1 in Television

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Do You have to eat dessert right after You eat a meal...???

2007-02-21 13:57:38 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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based on my avatar...what celebrity would i most look like?

it kinda looks like me...

2007-02-21 13:57:31 · 12 answers · asked by jazzzzzzz D 2 in Polls & Surveys

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In what Naruto episode does Naruto accidentaly kiss Sasuke?

2007-02-21 13:57:23 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Comics & Animation

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Which celebritites have died in 2007?

like Anna Nicole etc.

2007-02-21 13:56:47 · 24 answers · asked by Angela 2 in Celebrities

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who's the more a drugy Lindsey lohan or Britney spears?

2007-02-21 13:56:45 · 16 answers · asked by ? 2 in Celebrities

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Is Shakira my new girlfriend?

2007-02-21 13:56:43 · 40 answers · asked by Haiku 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Is myspace really that bad?

Everyone is saying that myspace has ruined their lives, what is so bad about it? I don't have one, and everyone says i shouldn't get one.

2007-02-21 13:55:51 · 12 answers · asked by MEOW 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your...?

...Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue?

2007-02-21 13:55:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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help.........??

for my 13th birthday i want 2 have a sleepover and i was thinking about inviting a few of my guys friends (not 2 stay all night though)......4 my 11th birthday i had a sleepover and i invited 2 guys but they had 2 leave at 9:30.......this year my aunt said they could stay as long as i want them 2 as long as they dont stay all night......what time do you think would be a good time for them 2 leave??

2007-02-21 13:55:46 · 10 answers · asked by the idiot down the road 4 in Polls & Surveys

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most funny story from work?

2007-02-21 13:55:41 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Did you ever disobey what the doctor ordered???

Hmmmm??? If so what did you do contrary to what was told? took my meds on an empty stomach here...but he instructed to take after meals...lol

2007-02-21 13:55:39 · 7 answers · asked by kowalley 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like MySpace?

Check out my profile on MySpace and tell me what you think.
i don't think you'll find a better Friend's List anywhere...
http://www.myspace.com/braddah_shano808
99% of my list is bands and musicians.

2007-02-21 13:55:27 · 5 answers · asked by shanoknowsmusic 2 in Music

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How often do you eat your meals in front of the computer?

2007-02-21 13:55:09 · 50 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Anybody else know?

How hard it is to cook and be on here answering questions?
I just killed my second toasted cheese sandwich burnt them to a crisp.
Do you think I should just quit trying to eat now?

2007-02-21 13:54:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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American Idol--Wasn't she awesome--Lakisha Jones #12??

Who was your favorite??

2007-02-21 13:54:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Song meaning?

What is the meaning behind the song Sweet Sacrifice? by Evanescence What does she mean when she says I dream in darkenss
I sleep to die
erase the silence
erase my life
our burning ashes
blacken the day
a world of nothingness
blow me away
is she talking about Suicide?

2007-02-21 13:54:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Led Zepplin IV Album, Missing last two words to "Stairway to Heaven", Atlantic record SD19129, ever heard of ?

I've collected records for some time, and me and my friends would usually tape them and then put them, away. Recently I began to digitalize these like new albums, and had just done Led Zepplin IV. On listening to it I found that the last two words "To Heaven", were missing. I thought I made some mistake in copying and did it again, again the song ended "buying a stairway". I have never heard of this is this just possibly an early release that was improperly made, or improperly edited? Could it be of value to collector?

2007-02-21 13:54:23 · 5 answers · asked by Larry Y 2 in Music

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I once could see, but now I'm blind. I could speak, but I am silent. Now I'm just white and empty?

guess?

2007-02-21 13:54:23 · 6 answers · asked by Terence 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Who is better, Newsboys or Third Day?

I love the Newsboys, but my best friend loves Third Day, so I want to know which band has more fans?

2007-02-21 13:53:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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oldies songs trivia?

who sang these songs with these lines? song and artist, these are OLDIES!
1,We never did too much talkin' anyway

2.walked away when love was mine

3.We'll both live a lot longer, if you live without me

4.As I walk along, I wonder what went wrong

5.I'll be the Count of Monte Cristo, you'll be the Countess May

6.A kiss that only meant goodbye

2007-02-21 13:53:50 · 7 answers · asked by macybluedawn 5 in Music

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Why do so many ppl hate emo ppl and emo music?!?

Not all of us cut and wine all the time!!! We're ppl too ya know!

2007-02-21 13:53:28 · 8 answers · asked by my spill canvas 2 in Music

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How long have you been ....?

going about life like this? Is it working for you?

2007-02-21 13:53:09 · 27 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

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first to get it right gets best answer?

what songs start with a tune like a cross between mario and pac man

2007-02-21 13:53:06 · 9 answers · asked by ubermeisterscottie 4 in Music