Entertainment & Music - 21 February 2007

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down
and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.....I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch
private, my testicles weighs 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around."

2007-02-21 05:02:30 · 14 answers · asked by ms01 4 in Jokes & Riddles

sylvia was talking to the african american man and she was describing this certain person in his life.......she mentioned that the person was dark skinned, he asked a few moments later, if they were "light" skinned, and she said "yes."
did anyone else catch this.. and does she not realize what she is doing?

2007-02-21 05:02:26 · 4 answers · asked by amber 5 in Television

2007-02-21 05:02:05 · 6 answers · asked by Shantar 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-21 05:01:52 · 1 answers · asked by Hairy Monster 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-02-21 04:59:58 · 27 answers · asked by Rowdy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 04:59:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-02-21 04:59:51 · 5 answers · asked by Christy & Matt 1 in Music

2007-02-21 04:59:23 · 26 answers · asked by Baby 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 04:59:15 · 13 answers · asked by Jesabel 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 04:58:51 · 7 answers · asked by Drama Queen FoxyFoxy V 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 04:58:40 · 1 answers · asked by ♪♪♫ DINO ♪♫♪ 4 in Music

A guy, yesterday posted a question and I answered him by telling him that I had seen his clone to help him out and he reported abuse and I got violated because it said that it wasn't an answer! Do you believe this? You try to help someone and they report you! Wow, that's really weird!!

2007-02-21 04:58:05 · 18 answers · asked by CTU 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 04:57:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

.....you have no idea how to pronounce their last name?

Why can't everybody have a simple last name? What in the world were their ancestors thinking? : P

2007-02-21 04:57:32 · 17 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 04:57:23 · 5 answers · asked by hello 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 04:57:18 · 23 answers · asked by Rabbit 5 in Polls & Surveys

i know a couple of guys that always seem to be flirting with different girls everyday.

2007-02-21 04:57:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 04:57:07 · 5 answers · asked by BJGPP 2 in Music

2007-02-21 04:56:57 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I can be straight or not
I can be flat or round
I have three layers
The rounder I am - the straighter I am
I can be a person's trademark
I can be chemically challenged

2007-02-21 04:56:41 · 8 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Jokes & Riddles

hmm>

2007-02-21 04:56:27 · 5 answers · asked by mayowithcheese1 1 in Celebrities

And further more..........do you think it is really her ?

2007-02-21 04:56:25 · 4 answers · asked by Christy & Matt 1 in Celebrities

Starts out w/ a guy in chains being escorted by guards to the gas chamber in a jail, while he is singing the song "Time is on my side" and he continues singing while choking on the gas until he dies.

2007-02-21 04:56:02 · 3 answers · asked by ibyt2692 3 in Movies

It doesn't matter if they are men or women - or what the size of the people are. This is needed for a practical joke and just not sure where to find them. Can't be on the net because i don't have a good enough printer. Needs to be something i can either purchase for cheap or get somewhere for free. Thanks in advance.

2007-02-21 04:56:00 · 5 answers · asked by purple dove 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I use gloves, shouldn't that count for something?

2007-02-21 04:55:50 · 19 answers · asked by Drama Queen FoxyFoxy V 2 in Polls & Surveys

or something strange that has happened to you

2007-02-21 04:55:44 · 17 answers · asked by uuhyufcrersx 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 04:55:23 · 10 answers · asked by badboy 2 in Polls & Surveys

"Don't you know who I am"?

2007-02-21 04:55:15 · 18 answers · asked by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 in Polls & Surveys

it would be called true fan[s]
description:there would be a celebrity that people claim to be the biggest fan of that celebrity,and that theyed do anything to meet the celebrty
so the celebrity and a sort of guard have walki talkies...the guard is with 5 "ultimate fans' of that celebrity..the celebrity would tell the "guard" what the "ultimat fans" would be willing to do to meet the celebrity
like foe example stay out in the cold for a long time or things like that



would it be a good show and is that a good name for it?

2007-02-21 04:54:53 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Television

2007-02-21 04:54:37 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys