Entertainment & Music - 3 February 2007

I`ll do the girl ones in a while!!

How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove
How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable". Why can't women park cars? Because men tell them this |<------------------>| is six inches. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds Mature. What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish. What did God say after creating man? I can do better.

Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in

2007-02-03 02:51:15 · 50 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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SO...WHY iz that mom's FOOD iz alwayz the BEST ???

well..????

:D

2007-02-03 02:50:25 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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pray for the fish?

Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden, when Eve decides it is time to clean herself she jumps in the river to bathe when all at once Adam hears God exclaim "ahh man now we will never get the smell out of those fish"

2007-02-03 02:50:15 · 9 answers · asked by tmbr1wulf 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Should the...?

NFL allow tailgating for the Super Bowl?

2007-02-03 02:50:14 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite movie of all time? ♥♥?

Mine would be The Notebook or The Devil Wears Prada

♥

2007-02-03 02:49:52 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Shannon♥ 1 in Movies

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Do you really want to hurt me?

Do you really want to make me cry? Sorry for the sillyness , my son is watching Shrek. Come on ya'll make me laugh!

2007-02-03 02:49:22 · 3 answers · asked by Rabbit's Girl 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What does OMG stand for?

2007-02-03 02:48:49 · 31 answers · asked by the hood 4 in Other - Entertainment

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Do you....?

Write in cursive or print? I write in print because I think it's easier to read.

2007-02-03 02:48:43 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do u ever pretend to be blind and stand in a street corner and ask for money .. did u take a dog with u??

2007-02-03 02:46:54 · 17 answers · asked by Gummi the 5th 2 in Polls & Surveys

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someone send me the lyrics od somewhere over the rainbow no the sources?

2007-02-03 02:46:47 · 3 answers · asked by viv 2 in Music

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What rock song is the best background for striptease ?

2007-02-03 02:46:43 · 17 answers · asked by Jerga 2 in Music

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Is it not wrong for gummi to get mad at me for doing.......?

my job? Rubbing.... uh ..I mean gaurding and protecting Ms Loli's legs. After all, she did hire me to do the job. Im just trying to do my job. I would never do anything to come between them. I have to much respect for Mr Gummi and Ms Loli. Besides im married to the goddess of love, Joni J

2007-02-03 02:46:19 · 11 answers · asked by HA HA 5 in Polls & Surveys

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are you too sexy for your shirt??

2007-02-03 02:45:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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The Nightmare Before Christmas?

How many people LOVED that movie, it's was short, but the music, characters, and plot rocked! I really feel bad for the director though, he's not reognized at all, it's "Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas" and Burton didn't diect it, he just wrote the poem it is based off of! Don't get me wrong though, Tim Burton rocks too.

2007-02-03 02:45:37 · 9 answers · asked by limallama 4 in Movies

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What is your LEAST favourite household chore?

Me?...vacuuming... Hoovers suck.

2007-02-03 02:45:22 · 33 answers · asked by Mikisew 6 in Polls & Surveys

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If we open at 10:00am and it's only 9:45am, why do customers start beating on the door already?

I got here at 9:40am, and the sign on the front door CLEARLY says we open at 10:00am. When I unlocked the door and came in, three people tried to push in with me. I told them we had about 15 more minutes before we opened, and they got all huffy. Now, they're beating on the door like an angry mob.

What is WRONG with some people?

2007-02-03 02:45:19 · 16 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

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how DO you make a HORMONE?

2007-02-03 02:44:52 · 19 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there anything you have but is still so far away?

2007-02-03 02:44:52 · 11 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do victorious weight-lifters have pro laps around the area?

2007-02-03 02:44:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does Weenie the Pooh pooh through his weenie?

2007-02-03 02:44:22 · 13 answers · asked by Kim 2 in Polls & Surveys

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should i replace my middle finger with my big toe?

i lost my middle finger in a sheep shearing contest ... it was worth the gold medal!

2007-02-03 02:44:14 · 4 answers · asked by Standing in Line 3 in Polls & Surveys

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If you could go back in time.. who would you like to see playing living??

i'd love to see Elvis, T-Rex, The Beatles, The Carpenters, The Who and go to Woodstock but thats just a few.

2007-02-03 02:44:13 · 27 answers · asked by lindsey J 1 in Music

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What's your favorite kind of rolling papers?

Has to be Zig Zags.

2007-02-03 02:43:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Guys, if you were seeing a lady that...?

had 2 wonderfully adorable cats that lived with her in her apartment AND you hated cats, would you still go to her place and hang out there? Would you prefer her to give the cats away?
Thanks for your help!!

2007-02-03 02:43:54 · 5 answers · asked by Shadoobie 3 in Polls & Surveys