I`ll do the girl ones in a while!!
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove
How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable". Why can't women park cars? Because men tell them this |<------------------>| is six inches. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds Mature. What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish. What did God say after creating man? I can do better.
Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in
2007-02-03 02:51:15 · 50 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny actually ur RIGHT
YOU KNOIW in a couple photograph why men are on leftside and women are on rightside
that's because in a balance sheet assets are on left side and liabilities are on right THATS WHY UR RIGHT
2007-02-09 21:06:14 · answer #1 · answered by xxsanxx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea your last especially sums up a man.
Just like my brother did he had a $400 Van
and put $3,000 Boom Box in it and my
My dad would travel 8 miles just save save
$3 on the purchase of his Cigarettes.
2007-02-07 21:22:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This type of joke is always good for a laugh – one I use to get beaten up by female company is:-
How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to do the washing up?
None of course, its women’s work! LOL
2007-02-09 04:49:30 · answer #3 · answered by Cool Breeze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
Here is a tougue twister:
How much dew does a dew do drop if dew drop do drop?
I forgot the answer but that was the question. Good?bad?great?
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2007-02-03 03:15:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good try this one.....
this blind guy is walking down the crowded street with his dog. all the sudden he stops. he grabs his dog and throws it into the air. he catches the dog. turns around and does it again. by now several people have seen him and stop to watch. he repeats the process 2 more times. finally one man askes the blind man..."what are you doing to that poor dog?" the blind man replies " what? i am just taking a look around!"
2007-02-08 04:38:48 · answer #5 · answered by EMMAS' CUTE_NESS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh it's funny because it's true!
A bit like this one:
What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out!
2007-02-07 11:52:31 · answer #6 · answered by SPYBARG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the last one wuz funny
like how a girl spends $700 dollars on shoes when she's already got like a million pairs, n when she actually needs a shirt or something she buys another pair of shoes lol
2007-02-03 03:47:07 · answer #7 · answered by agalicktourq 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YAY!! Brilliant!! 10/10
2007-02-03 03:25:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, Very Funny
2007-02-08 04:57:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love those kinda jokes... spoofing on men is the best, especially since most think they are all great and whatnot
2007-02-07 08:14:02 · answer #10 · answered by buttercup9121 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋