Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A: A vacant possession.
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thxngies?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it.
"But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A: You have to get them hxxted up before you put in the meat.
2007-02-01
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