Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A: A vacant possession.
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thxngies?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it.
"But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A: You have to get them hxxted up before you put in the meat.
2007-02-01 03:23:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
8/10
You should be having a quick one with your wife in the room.
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-01 03:48:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10 :)
2007-02-01 04:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one applies to all women.
Don't you know men are like microwaves, and women are like ovens?
Guys heat up in a hurry and are finished in a minute.
Women heat up slowly and can go all night.
2007-02-01 03:36:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Quick quick! The wife might be looking!
2007-02-01 03:36:31 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
quick typer as well as a joker then all good 10/10
2007-02-01 03:49:12 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked some of your other posts but they were below satndard.
Bring the wife back
2007-02-01 03:25:35 · answer #6 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are pretty funny I enjoyed the one about the where the babies come from the most. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-02-01 03:36:41 · answer #7 · answered by kyle_win1 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a bad man Chris, go get your wife.
Faf
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-01 04:16:29 · answer #8 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but I'm going to tell! just joking...lol...
2007-02-01 03:42:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-02-01 04:06:55 · answer #10 · answered by PlayboyPenguin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋