Entertainment & Music - 27 January 2007

2007-01-27 11:36:02 · 11 answers · asked by Mark C 3 in Polls & Surveys

A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She sets the poodle and the salami on the bar and the bartender says,"I don't supose your be needing a drink tonight?...

This is from "Breakfast Club." I have never heard the end of the joke. Can you finish it?

2007-01-27 11:36:01 · 3 answers · asked by Bad Crab 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-27 11:35:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-27 11:35:30 · 3 answers · asked by pingme03 2 in Music

2007-01-27 11:35:14 · 38 answers · asked by Unknown 1 in Polls & Surveys

did you know all contestants first go through 2 preliminary judging rounds in which non-celebrity judges and the producers "accept" all the people with singing potential? guess who else they let through? the ugly and/or funny people. ever wondered why those people think they're actually good? because the judges tell them, thats why

2007-01-27 11:34:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

One day a fish was swimming in a lake, and he noticed a fly buzzing around
above him. He thought,
"If that fly would only come down four inches I could jump and get it and
have my lunch."
There was a bear watching the fish from the nearby woods thinking,
"If that fly would just come down four inches, that fish would jump up and
get it and I could go out and get the fish and have my lunch."
The hunter watching the bear was thinking to himself,
"If that fly would lower four inches, the fish would jump up and get it, the
bear would come out of the woods and get the fish, and I could put down my
sandwich and shoot the bear."
A mouse was watching all this, and thinking to himself,
"If that fly would lower itself four inches, that fish would jump up and get
it, the bear would come out of the woods and get the fish, the hunter would
put down his sandwich and shoot the bear, and I could go and get the hunters
sandwich and have my lunch."

2007-01-27 11:34:31 · 6 answers · asked by Nunya M 4 in Jokes & Riddles

This is the last question i am asking tonight. Trust me. I just can't stop asking questions. It's addicting!

2007-01-27 11:33:57 · 24 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

In 1969. Since "Bolero" was filmed in 1983 (released in 1984), that would make her only 14 when she did that film! But she has a VERY revealing scene in the movie! - Isn't this illegal or something???? The ads for the film claimed she was 16 or 17, but I don't think the Registry is in error, so did she lie about her age to do this film?

2007-01-27 11:33:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Bob Dylan
Eric Clapton
Guns & Roses

2007-01-27 11:33:19 · 38 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys

Shoe, sock, shoe, sock,
or do you just leave them on and pull your pants off over them?

2007-01-27 11:32:56 · 16 answers · asked by Sue Chef 6 in Polls & Surveys

I cant find it anywhere, everytime I do it has been removed like on youtube

2007-01-27 11:32:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-27 11:32:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's about 50-50 here but alot of the time she caves in! I'm very convincing!

2007-01-27 11:32:22 · 32 answers · asked by Mark C 3 in Polls & Surveys

inspired by the car mantenance catagory muses

2007-01-27 11:32:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

all i know is a line from the chorus...

"oh you could be my Romeo..."

it's like a 90s pop song...something you would hear on Radio Disney...

any ideas on what it is????

2007-01-27 11:31:55 · 7 answers · asked by dancexmagikxdance 1 in Music

I have been listening to it on the radio,but i can't find it anywhere!It was originaly sung in the nineties by a male singer....plz help out!!

2007-01-27 11:31:39 · 5 answers · asked by Demi 2 in Music

im 6 feet tal with long arms and robust build how long should a guitar be so that i could play without trouble

2007-01-27 11:31:34 · 2 answers · asked by guitarman 2 in Music

i used to love that show when it was on and now i remember it, do you remember it and what did you think of it?

2007-01-27 11:31:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

If you do, how do you react?

2007-01-27 11:31:24 · 11 answers · asked by MandaPanda 5 in Polls & Surveys

It can be anything normal or off the wall. It doesn't have to be a bad habit or anything.

2007-01-27 11:31:19 · 25 answers · asked by fayra_elm 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man is looking for a job. Reading the want ads he notices that the local
school district needs a bus driver. He thinks this will be a piece of cake
job and heads out to the school bus garage.

"We have only one route left open." says the dispatcher, "It's the Special
Ed bus. That one over there with Ernie, Bert, Oscar, and Big Bird painted
on the side. Here's your route. Good Luck."

So, the guy heads out on his new bus route. At the first stop there are two
extremly fat girls. The first one says, "Hi. My name is Patty.", and gets on
the bus. The second one gets on and says, "Hi. My name is Patty too."

He goes to the next stop. A little boy gets on the bus and says, "My name is
Ross and Jerry says I'm special."

At the third stop a young boy gets on and states, "Yo! I'm Lester-T!"
This boy sits down right behind the bus driver.

So, the bus driver continues along the route picking up kids. Suddenly he is
utterly revolted by a smell coming from the back of the bus. He turns

2007-01-27 11:30:29 · 6 answers · asked by Nunya M 4 in Jokes & Riddles

taken for a ride?

2007-01-27 11:30:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-27 11:30:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-27 11:29:49 · 4 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

im really angry and im ready to blow off on someone so is there a good rap song i can listen to in lookin for something like hit em up by tupac or something with more anger and rage

2007-01-27 11:29:48 · 7 answers · asked by antelias 2 in Music

I flirt like a mad fool on here..
but not in 'real' life.

2007-01-27 11:29:33 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is that friendly fire?

2007-01-27 11:29:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-27 11:28:41 · 9 answers · asked by Mark C 3 in Polls & Surveys

Well, do you!?

2007-01-27 11:28:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys