One day a fish was swimming in a lake, and he noticed a fly buzzing around
above him. He thought,
"If that fly would only come down four inches I could jump and get it and
have my lunch."
There was a bear watching the fish from the nearby woods thinking,
"If that fly would just come down four inches, that fish would jump up and
get it and I could go out and get the fish and have my lunch."
The hunter watching the bear was thinking to himself,
"If that fly would lower four inches, the fish would jump up and get it, the
bear would come out of the woods and get the fish, and I could put down my
sandwich and shoot the bear."
A mouse was watching all this, and thinking to himself,
"If that fly would lower itself four inches, that fish would jump up and get
it, the bear would come out of the woods and get the fish, the hunter would
put down his sandwich and shoot the bear, and I could go and get the hunters
sandwich and have my lunch."
2007-01-27 11:34:31 · 6 answers · asked by Nunya M 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There is a cat watching this thinking,
"If that fly would just lower itself four inches, the fish would jump up and
get it, the bear would run out and get the fish, the hunter would set down
his sandwich and shoot the bear, the mouse would go for the hunter's
sandwich, and I could go and catch the mouse and have my lunch!"
So all of this happens.....the fly comes down four inches, the fish jumps up
and gets the fly, the bear comes out of the woods and gets the fish, the
hunter sets down his sandwich and shoots the bear, the mouse gets the hunters
sandwich, and the cat starts running towards the mouse, but on the way the
cat slips and falls into the lake.
The moral of the story is.....
Lower the fly four inches and the pussy gets wet.
2007-01-27 11:34:46 · update #1
Good one. lol 10/10
2007-01-27 11:38:09 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
Lil Johnny (age 5) walked into the bathroom just as his mom was getting out of the shower. He noticed the bush between her legs, pointed at it, then asked "What's that Mommy" ? She replied
"That's my washcloth Johnny."
A week later Lil Johnny walked in on his mom in the bathroom again, but this time her bush was shaved. This really had Johnny confused so he asked "Mommy, where is your washcloth" ? his mom replied back "Oh Johnny, I lost it a few days ago."
The next evening when Lil Johnny's mom returned from having to work an extra long shift at work, Johnny rushed up as she entered the door and excitedly exclaimed "Mommy, Mommy ....... I found your washcloth" ! ...... His mom gave him a puzzled look, as Johnny continued explaining ...... "I saw the babysitter washing Dad's face with it this afternoon while you were gone"
LOL
2007-01-27 19:40:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the best one I have heard all day. 10/10 and a star. I am gonna learn that joke and make people laugh their a$$e$ off.
2007-01-28 01:13:02 · answer #3 · answered by creerhnter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-01-27 21:56:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that's funny...but a bit long and continuous...
2007-01-27 22:40:11 · answer #5 · answered by Rich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS VERY TRUE. NICE STORY. IT COULD HAPPEN.
2007-01-27 19:38:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋