three guy are walking in the jungle. one white,one black and one mexican, they come to a river and see a sign"do not enter, alagators"
so they look for a way to cross and cant find one, so they decide to cross
the white guy goes first,makes it 1/4 of the way across and get eaten
the black guy goes next,makes it 1/2 way across and gets eaten
now the mexican is sweating it ,
he starts to cross
he get all the way across no problem
he turns to the alagator and asks "why did'nt you eat me?"
and the alagator says"i ate a mexican last week and my butthole is still burning"
2007-01-14
09:42:29
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jokerswild
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