Entertainment & Music - 5 January 2007

When it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off
the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
to the pharamacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of
condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.

2007-01-05 10:53:23 · 15 answers · asked by All I have to do is dream... 4 in Jokes & Riddles

it was the the old version of romeo and juliet with lawrence olivier. there is a really pretty song towards the beginning of the movie. the party scene where everyone is dancing and then a guy comes in the middle to sing....anyone know what the song is called???

2007-01-05 10:53:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

1HOW MANY BIRTHDAYS DOES THE AVERAGE PERSON HAVE?

2if i had 5 apples and i took 3 how much would i have?

what colours are trees?

what word do you always spell incorrectly?

whats bright and comes out a night?(2 answers)

2007-01-05 10:53:13 · 10 answers · asked by lil miss mystery 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-01-05 10:53:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was wondering if there are Fall Out Boy songs that I have not downloaded that you would recommend. I currently own:
.Sugar, we're going down
.Nobody puts baby in the corner
.Dance, dance
.A little less 16 candles, a little more touch me
.My heart is the worst kind of weapon
.Grand theft autumn
Thanks for your input ;-)

2007-01-05 10:52:30 · 8 answers · asked by Melissa Zondervan 2 in Music

2007-01-05 10:52:24 · 16 answers · asked by gavnot2 1 in Music

3 guys go to a hotel. The hotel room cost $30. They each pay $10 and share one room. After the 3 men left the front desk, the manager just remembered that today is the special and the room is actually $25. So the manager gives $5 to the Bellboy to return to the 3 men.
As the Bellboy was walking to the room he realized that the 3 men cannot evenly split $5 without change. So he gave the men $3 and HE pocketed $2. So now the 3 men each received $1 back each. So in other words they paid $9 each for the room.

$9 x 3 (the 3 men) = $27 + $2 (the $2 the bellboy pocketed) = $29


Where is the missing dollar?

2007-01-05 10:52:21 · 6 answers · asked by talofa lava 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-05 10:52:13 · 3 answers · asked by Danielle M 1 in Music

2007-01-05 10:52:10 · 22 answers · asked by Janae 1 in Movies

2007-01-05 10:51:49 · 24 answers · asked by Guisel 2 in Jokes & Riddles

dinner's almost ready! Im serving spaghetti and ceasar salad!!

2007-01-05 10:51:38 · 30 answers · asked by Who, Me?? ...I'm Lost... 4 in Polls & Surveys

I don't remember if this was the beginning, but they did a lot of singing, and the set was like a studio. The introduction had a song where they would spell the name out, and used a paint brush to do it? It would come on after the lamb chop show and Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Help!!!!! I can't remember it.

2007-01-05 10:51:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I personally like from the first Ozzy era, and I like a ton of there stuff so in lieu of making a decision I decided to ask the world!

2007-01-05 10:51:27 · 10 answers · asked by marajader2d2 3 in Music

I think she is kind of pretty.

2007-01-05 10:50:37 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Mine is a German Shepard.

2007-01-05 10:50:16 · 21 answers · asked by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 in Polls & Surveys

This should be interesting...

I have seen this phrase mentioned on Y/A quite a bit...

2007-01-05 10:50:11 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Deadly sins, one that describes you the most.
Anger?
Sloth?
Gluttony?
Greed?
Envy?
Pride?
Lust?

2007-01-05 10:49:17 · 22 answers · asked by imreallymean 3 in Polls & Surveys

Who's the hottest guy in P&S?

2007-01-05 10:48:48 · 19 answers · asked by IAM2INSANE 5 in Polls & Surveys

doll with my arm around her, my wife saw me When I got home she told me she saw me and was going to divorce me and make my life very miserable forcing me to pay child support on my 8 kids, oldest being 9yrs.old.
My question is -
Should I repair the small hole in my inflatable doll?

2007-01-05 10:48:37 · 18 answers · asked by Old man wrench 4 in Polls & Surveys

what has happened? all i heard about was that he said she had a fat ugly face and that he would fire her. what started it?

2007-01-05 10:48:18 · 12 answers · asked by serena b 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-05 10:48:02 · 3 answers · asked by southerncrescent 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 10:48:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-05 10:47:55 · 5 answers · asked by Gina C 2 in Music

2007-01-05 10:47:51 · 25 answers · asked by ▒█▒█♥SCORPIA♥█▒█▒ 2 in Polls & Surveys

...night?!? recently, she has apologized for tanking image saying that she doesn't blame her fans for being disappointed in her...why does she KEEP GOING OUT EVERY NIGHT!?

go spend time with your two kids, you lousy mother!

2007-01-05 10:47:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Its self explanitory

2007-01-05 10:47:49 · 12 answers · asked by Andrew 2 in Music

2007-01-05 10:47:29 · 7 answers · asked by Uchihaitachi345 5 in Music

he's in this years soapstar superstar and i have no idea who he plays, is he in hollyoaks in the city? wouldn't know him if he is cos i don't watch that , thanks for all answers x

2007-01-05 10:46:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-05 10:46:41 · 9 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

Did you guys watch the game today???
Go CANADA Go!!!!!
We always kick @$$ EH???

2007-01-05 10:46:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys