When it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off
the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
to the pharamacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of
condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
2007-01-05 10:53:23 · 15 answers · asked by All I have to do is dream... 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the laugh
2007-01-05 11:34:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha! Poor Pharmacist!
2007-01-05 19:28:30 · answer #2 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! So funny! Oh that's great! 10/10! Too funny!
2007-01-05 11:00:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell in the floor rolling in compete hysterics
2016-05-23 07:12:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheh I would faint too.
2007-01-05 10:58:41 · answer #5 · answered by lex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny heheheh
2007-01-05 11:06:29 · answer #6 · answered by tess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!
2007-01-05 10:59:40 · answer #7 · answered by Ted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! ♫
2007-01-05 10:59:02 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty dang funny
2007-01-05 10:57:31 · answer #9 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-01-05 11:02:30 · answer #10 · answered by m.c. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soooo funny!
2007-01-05 10:58:37 · answer #11 · answered by browneyedgirl90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋