Entertainment & Music - 9 December 2006

Moses, Jesus and some 'ol geezer are going to play a round of golf. Moses tees off, the ball goes right into the pond. No problem! Moses walks over parts the water and hits the ball again, where it lands about 1 foot from the first hole.

Jesus then tees off and the ball goes flying off to the left, hits a
tree, then miraculously bounces to about 6 inches from the hole.

The 'ol geezer steps up, tees off, the ball heads right for the pond, a huge bass jumps up grabs the ball in its mouth, suddenly an eagle swoops down, grabs the bass and flies over the green, the bass drops the ball and it rolls to just about 2 inches from the hole! All of a sudden a worm pops up and knocks the ball in. A hole in one.

Moses looks at Jesus and says, "You know, I really hate it when your DAD plays."

2006-12-09 03:22:51 · 15 answers · asked by a m 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I loved going to France. It was really fun. A lot of walking though.

2006-12-09 03:22:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who's voice would you like to hear from your sat-nav system and what 'special' orders would you like it to give you?

2006-12-09 03:21:44 · 1 answers · asked by My name's MUD 5 in Celebrities

In this act, Dane Cook is talking about Catholics. He was saying some thing along these lines, “I was raised Catholic (cheers)…. Who says Gesundheit, I feel like I am saluting Hitler when I do that. And I don’t say ‘bless you.’ I can’t do that, only God can. I say ‘God bless you.’ I once said ‘God bless you’ to an atheist. He said, ‘hey dude, I’m an atheist.’ How was I supposed to know that you are an atheist? What was I supposed to say, that when you die, nothing happens?”

Later Cook, holds up some fake bells and goes. “Ding-Ding-Ding”

Tell me if you know the name of this, or send me a link. Thanks.

2006-12-09 03:21:27 · 3 answers · asked by TheSilverBeetles 4 in Television

2006-12-09 03:21:25 · 14 answers · asked by Cindy 3 in Celebrities

can anyone give me a link so I can watch the season 1 finale of 24 online or i can download it?

2006-12-09 03:21:02 · 2 answers · asked by Hannah 1 in Television

Most girls love them and so do some guys.

When one comes out they gasp with wide eyes.

10 points for correct answer.

2006-12-09 03:20:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-09 03:20:15 · 20 answers · asked by Cindy 3 in Celebrities

Or you just don't care about water bottles and baseball caps like me...

2006-12-09 03:19:45 · 25 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

♥ I Watch TV Because I Like To See People More Messed Up Then Me ♥

or

♥ Its Gonna Be A Good Day You'll See ♥


ANY OTHER IDEAS WOULD BE APPRECIATED

2006-12-09 03:19:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Leslie answered insinuating that I was discriminating.
I am white but I can also see that men of other races are good looking and I was trying to answer a question I saw yesterday. Does anyone else think my question was discriminating??? Please answer!

2006-12-09 03:19:36 · 8 answers · asked by Bella Donna 5 in Celebrities

I would like to be able to bend time and space. Like the guy in Heroes, umm.... Hiro Nakamura.

2006-12-09 03:19:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 03:17:59 · 22 answers · asked by emzc 4 in Movies

But In return you have to give you first born.
So what is your wish?

2006-12-09 03:17:35 · 12 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

just curious. please porve me wrong i your insulted. please be sincere in your answer.

2006-12-09 03:17:13 · 10 answers · asked by ANONYMOUS 2 in Horoscopes

2006-12-09 03:16:42 · 1 answers · asked by starry_eyez70 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Honest answers only...

2006-12-09 03:16:34 · 19 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 03:16:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is burritos or steaks.

2006-12-09 03:16:21 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

right now we're hanging up ornaments and my brother is freaking out about the way i'm hanging the ornaments and all these little things. GRRRRR....

2006-12-09 03:15:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

black !!

2006-12-09 03:14:58 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

post away

2006-12-09 03:14:41 · 15 answers · asked by Franky 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 03:14:33 · 9 answers · asked by johnjd_cmu 4 in Polls & Surveys

Who blew up the *something? The rebels did, the rebels did

2006-12-09 03:14:26 · 1 answers · asked by coloneldax2003 1 in Music

Ganymede and Titan are larger than Mercury or Pluto and dicovered centuries before the latter. Don't they have or the other moons any "powers"?

2006-12-09 03:14:15 · 3 answers · asked by Chaine de lumière 7 in Horoscopes

Ray, Ben and Leona left but who'll win?

2006-12-09 03:13:38 · 21 answers · asked by Kayz 1 in Television

2006-12-09 03:13:27 · 10 answers · asked by enki 4 in Polls & Surveys

It's my friend Jessie's funeral in 4 days.

****** We've got 'Jessie paints a picture' by Joshua Kadison, as well as Madonna's 'Oh Jessie'

Any others?

2006-12-09 03:13:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 03:13:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-09 03:12:54 · 2 answers · asked by oso 3 in Music