Entertainment & Music - 4 November 2006

In a bus, a lady hears 2 Jamaican men engaged in a discussion: "Emma come 1st den I come. Den 2 asses come togeder. I come once-a-more. 2 asses, dey come togeder agen. I come agen and pee twice. Den I come one lasta tym."

Lady: " you foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed man!!! in this country we don't speak aloud about our sex lives in public places!!!"

Jamaican: " hey, coola down lady, hu tokin abouta sex? Ima justa tellina my frienda how to spella MISSISSIPPI." ;-)

2006-11-04 12:35:05 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Sapphire 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Does any one know if it is on DVD? And if is where is it available?
I have been trying to find it on DVD or VCR and no luck

2006-11-04 12:34:12 · 4 answers · asked by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 in Movies

I know I am

2006-11-04 12:33:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-04 12:31:53 · 5 answers · asked by BallrmoomKid48 1 in Music

Like he's on their flag, on the walls, and papers...

For a movie review, I'd like to know who this guy is.

2006-11-04 12:31:48 · 3 answers · asked by Lola 3 in Movies

any one know??

2006-11-04 12:31:40 · 10 answers · asked by Chey 3 in Celebrities

okay.. S other is a song. I don't really remeber how it goes.. except for one part.. and I hope it will help!

it goes like this:


person1: How do you call your lvoer boy?
person2: I say: hey lover boy!
person1: and if he doesn't come?
preson2: then I say: HEy LOVER BOY!
person1: and if he still doesnt answer?
person2: then I say: Hy lover boy ... something else..

and thats all I remeber! I know its not much to go off of.. but I heard it like 5 years ago! and it has been bothering me for along time about what it is called and how the rest of it goes!!


thanks to those of you who help!

2006-11-04 12:31:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

have fun with it

2006-11-04 12:31:16 · 11 answers · asked by unluckyinluv 2 in Polls & Surveys

btw i live in atlanta so EST please

2006-11-04 12:29:47 · 3 answers · asked by afireinsideme [DF] 6 in Other - Entertainment

on the wings of a snow white dove
he sends his pure sweet love
a sign from above
on the wings of a dove

2006-11-04 12:28:24 · 7 answers · asked by tonyspurplekitten 2 in Other - Entertainment

mY DAUGHTER AND SON really love Calliou. Me myself I can not stand him.
I think he is a whinie little bratt. I swear in every episode he whines about something.
Is it just me or should this show be taking off of pbs ? What does it teach the children.
In just about every episode he dosen't listen to his mother to.

2006-11-04 12:27:06 · 10 answers · asked by crazziegrl14 5 in Television

I'm sick or else I would've been out!

2006-11-04 12:26:01 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 12:25:53 · 4 answers · asked by ANGELOW 1 in Movies

The movie "The Exorcist" was a true story about a possessed
child in 1949. Does anyone know if the subject of that movie(it was actually a boy-not a girl as played by Linda Blair) is still alive .
I know they tried to keep his identity anonymous at the time.

2006-11-04 12:23:50 · 9 answers · asked by charlottepartin 1 in Movies

Ok so I was thinking about Walt Disney, and how he wanted all his movies to be G rated. If he came back from the dead, how do you think he would react? Mad? Afraid? Happy? Why??

2006-11-04 12:22:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Tell me before I spend $10 dollars, which could be used for gas.

2006-11-04 12:22:39 · 16 answers · asked by Missy 2 in Polls & Surveys

i think robin is worried about more about her looks than the problems of others. she looks just to perfect and made up each time. looks like she also applied collagen to her lips. their son is kinda annoying too. his new wife is sure pretty. there is something fake about all of this.

2006-11-04 12:20:35 · 17 answers · asked by havingfun 4 in Television

2006-11-04 12:20:30 · 5 answers · asked by whooshbaby 1 in Horoscopes

The whole cross country america trip, a guy from Kazakhstan who comes to America to find out about American Culture.

2006-11-04 12:19:35 · 6 answers · asked by AUCT!ON 4 in Movies

2006-11-04 12:19:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I'm extremely bored and need things to do to keep some thoughts out of my mind.

2006-11-04 12:18:58 · 32 answers · asked by Vicky 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-04 12:18:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-04 12:18:38 · 33 answers · asked by drateRa 3 in Polls & Surveys

Whats some good songs to put on my mp3 player, to jog/walk to? Has to have sort of a beat. I'm 17, incase that helps.

2006-11-04 12:18:06 · 12 answers · asked by kyle 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do the Nieslon people just survey people's TV watching habits in order to figure out what shows are most popular or do they check on movies, too? We all hear about how the Nielson ratings say that this show is more popular than that show, etc. but does anyone know if they also look into who is watching what movies? And whether they phone you to ask about what movies you've seen, what upcoming movies you've heard of and what movies you plan to see or is it done by mail? Got a call like that yesterday, some women claiming to be calling from the Nielsons and asking about my movie viewing habits so I'm curious if it was on the level or not because the caller ID showed their number was blocked.

2006-11-04 12:16:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

are the CMA awards going to be brodcast on CBS this year?????????

2006-11-04 12:16:23 · 7 answers · asked by rsclflat 6 in Television

how did hilary duff became thin???? well she wasnt like this in (lizzy mguari) yeah yeah i know that spells rong...but still how much does she weights now!!???

2006-11-04 12:16:00 · 9 answers · asked by alisha 1 in Celebrities

Here are some of the lyrics:

I can't explain this feeling
I think about it everyday
and when its time to move on
It gets so hard to walk awaaaaay
walk away

It recently came out on the radio. AND can you tell me the name and artist of the song PLEASE!!! I will choose BEST ANSWER

2006-11-04 12:15:50 · 9 answers · asked by ~SaRaH~ 5 in Music

Are you ready to laugh?
I recieved these 2 jokes from a SSGT in the Airforce in response to some of my jokes and just had to share them with everyone! I don't know his name but I want to give credit where it's due. Hope you find them as funny as I did. Let me know, Thanks.

Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and George W. Bush agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of talks in a new anti-terrorism process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Akhund's chair. They begin talking.

After about five minutes Akhund presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Akhund laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Akhund laughs, and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough.

"I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells the Afghan. "We'll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!"

A fortnight passes and Akhund flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Akhund notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation. They begin talking and George presses the first button. Akhund ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers but they continue talking. A few minutes later he presses the second button. Akhund jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. They continue the talks but when the third button is pressed, Akhund jumps up again, but again nothing happens.

Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Akhund. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!" George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?"

______________________________...

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

2006-11-04 12:15:22 · 27 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

the singer hyde from larc en ciel did he die....if he did, then how did he die

2006-11-04 12:14:50 · 5 answers · asked by my_hyde21 1 in Celebrities