Entertainment & Music - 20 October 2006

2006-10-20 14:13:14 · 9 answers · asked by   6 in Polls & Surveys

...closing the god-damn door, no!?

2006-10-20 14:13:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tony Danza cuts in line
Old school Hollywood, washed up Hollywood
Standing in the sun I'm wasting my time
Old school Hollywood, washed up Hollywood

Old school Hollywood baseball
Jack Gilardi's ten feet tall
Old school Hollywood baseball
Me and Frankie Avalon

2006-10-20 14:12:40 · 2 answers · asked by buccaneersden 5 in Music

Like just a regular Sue (female version of Joe) lol.

2006-10-20 14:12:31 · 20 answers · asked by A_Dufresne 2 in Celebrities

> Quickie #1
> One day, Jay Dini came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
>very sexy nightie.
> "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
> So he tied her up and went fishing.

> Quickie #2
>
> A woman came home, screeching! her car into the driveway, and ran
>into the house.
> She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey,
>pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
> The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
>mountain stuff?"
> "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."
>
> Quickie #3
>
> Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
>the other is a husband.
>
> Quickie #4
>
> A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
> First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
> The optician showed him a card with the letters:
> 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
> "Can you read this?" the optician asked.
> "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
>
> Quickie #5
>
> Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I
>must tell you all
> something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
> "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of
>chardonnay."
>
> Quickie #6
>
> A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
>Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
> "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
>You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We
>need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're
>going to STICK!
> Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when
>you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
>your mind?
> Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
>Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
> The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You
>think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
> The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like
>when I'm driving."
>
> Quickie #7
>
> Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North
> Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
> On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
> That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
> On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
> That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
> On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
> The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years

2006-10-20 14:12:09 · 20 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-20 14:11:56 · 33 answers · asked by Eliana G 2 in Celebrities

i think Steven Spielberg

2006-10-20 14:10:10 · 13 answers · asked by tigermehran 2 in Movies

I'm not. I don't smoke.(seriously) I just want to know cause it's funny.

2006-10-20 14:10:05 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I must go, thank you everyone. Have a terrific night!

2006-10-20 14:09:48 · 27 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-20 14:09:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client.

The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her, ...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her.

So, after a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara."

The African king pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says, "No
problem!! I have. I have."

Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."

Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis."

The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect.

Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut."

2006-10-20 14:09:25 · 12 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Sadly enough.....I think its absolutely genius.
Kind of like a super-girly version of my chem's video for I'm not okay.
and you guys??????

2006-10-20 14:09:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

_____

MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and
his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that
husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."

He addressed the men ,"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's
Pillsbury, isn't it?"

_____

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The
salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he
is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he
deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the
counter.

She says: confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?

He answers, "You see, it's like this: yesterday, I sent my wife to
the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin
of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much
cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own...so does she."

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)



WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

_____

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day - 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men."

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!" _____

THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM" and left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece .

2006-10-20 14:09:15 · 13 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

im an aqua male and im dating my 4 tau. girl in a row. i dunno i just find tau. women very attractive. theyre cool, down to earth, good lovers, loyal, but they tend to get kinda...no really possessive....i dunno i need help. any 1 with some pointers

2006-10-20 14:08:36 · 6 answers · asked by sunaquamoonaqua 1 in Horoscopes

Who used to play football and basketball
who likes fantasy baseball
who is into business--taking his MBA
working full time and studying part time
goes to the gym 3x a week
gives the BEST gifts to me... HELP

2006-10-20 14:07:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i hate it!!!he was sooo cute with black!!!!!!

2006-10-20 14:07:18 · 5 answers · asked by cait12350 2 in Celebrities

myne is all busted up, and rusty, and on fyre, wanna buy it?

My freakishly disturbing reality.

i'll sell it to you for a buck!

2006-10-20 14:07:07 · 15 answers · asked by ShadowTroll™ 1 in Polls & Surveys

I've just been drinking and I can feel a hangover coming.....how I do I prevent one from coming????? Realistic suggestions please??!
Thanks

2006-10-20 14:05:31 · 22 answers · asked by Seriously Though 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-20 14:04:53 · 9 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-20 14:04:08 · 15 answers · asked by Chad 7 in Movies

I would like to download manga in packs please, for bleach naruto and other popular mangas? Where could I find them? I know sites like stoptazmo offer them chapter by chapter, but it is quite slow to grab all 300 some of some chapter.

2006-10-20 14:02:23 · 2 answers · asked by whatsntomake 1 in Comics & Animation

I heard this on winamp a few days ago it sounded like the main course in the song went ( in my nieghborhood ) I been going crazy trying to figure out the Real Title and the Musicians Names I heard this on a Blues station the Blues is my new thing now I have been getting into blues for about a year now Please help if you can as I would love to get this song and or CD . Thanks

2006-10-20 14:02:14 · 1 answers · asked by bigdmc69812 1 in Music

2006-10-20 14:02:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who said this?

2006-10-20 14:01:50 · 19 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-20 14:01:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Who is the hottest between this twin?
Ashley Simpson or her twin Jessica Simpson?
What the different between them?
What make they are looking hot?
Who got the great sound between them?

2006-10-20 14:00:16 · 21 answers · asked by tasha 2 in Celebrities

and its after-effects?

2006-10-20 14:00:13 · 16 answers · asked by i heart chewie chewbacca 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-20 13:59:50 · 30 answers · asked by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 in Polls & Surveys

Alright, it starts off with what sounds like clocks...then it gets into music kinda slow at first but then it gets faster when they start singing but its still pretty slow. Lets see....some of the words I think are "The sun is the same in a relative way..." and "...hours that make up the dull day..." and then at one point it goes "home, home again--"

Sorry I can't give more info but your help is appreciated. Thanks!

2006-10-20 13:59:47 · 14 answers · asked by Led*Zep*Babe 5 in Music

Do you eat it with the spoon right side up or wrong side up? I eat mine wrong side up.

2006-10-20 13:59:28 · 33 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys