Entertainment & Music - 5 September 2006

Luckily I am a mayfly in real life (one that types ok) and a week is equivalent to me living 700 human years so that was alright when I thought about it...

Has anyone else had a similar experience?

2006-09-05 03:21:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It comes on tonight at 7pm (central time) on fox!!! I cant wait im sooooooo excited! im sitting in school now and i can hardly consentrate...NO SPOILERS OF ANY KIND PLEASE!!!!!!

2006-09-05 03:20:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-05 03:20:29 · 18 answers · asked by D$ 2 in Celebrities

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in freaking silence!

Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? He tried the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet, Weight Watchers, and many more. None worked.

Then, one day, he was reading the Washington Post when he noticed a small ad that read:

Lose weight
Only $1.00 a pound
Call (202) 555-0238

The man decided to give it a try and called the number. A voice on the other end asked, "How much weight do you want to lose?"

The man responded, "Ten pounds."

The voice replied, "Very well, give me your credit card number and we"ll have a representative over to your house in the morning."

About 9:00 am the next morning the man gets a knock on the door. There stood a beautiful redhead, completely naked except for a sign around her neck stating, "If you catch me, you can have me."

Well, the hefty fellow chased her upstairs, downstairs, over sofas, through the kitchen, all around the house. Finally, panting and wheezing like a dog, he did catch her. When he was through enjoying himself, she said, "Quick, go into the bathroom and weigh yourself." He did just that and was amazed to find that he had lost ten pounds, right to the ounce!

That evening he called the number again. The voice on the other end asked, "How much weight do you want to lose?"--to which the somewhat-less-overweight man replied, "Twenty pounds."

"Very well," the voice on the phone told him, "Give me your credit card number and we"ll have a representative over to your house in the morning."

At about 8:00 am the next morning the man receives a knock on the door. When he opens the door he sees a beautiful blonde dressed only in track shoes and a sign around her neck stating, "If you catch me, you can have me." The chase took a good while longer this time and the man nearly passed out, but he finally did catch her. When he was through she told him, "Quick, run into the bathroom and weigh yourself." He ran to the bathroom and found he had lost another 20 pounds!

"This is fantastic!" he thought to himself. Later that evening he called the number again and the voice at the other end asked, "How much weight do you want to lose?" "Fifty pounds!" the man exclaimed. "Fifty pounds?" the voice asked, "That"s an awful lot of weight to lose at one time." The man replied, "Listen buddy, here"s my credit card number, you just have your representative over here in the morning!" and he hung up the phone.

About 6:00 am the next morning the man gets out of bed, splashes on some cologne and gets all ready for the next representative.

At about 7:00 am he gets a knock on the door. When he opens the door, he sees this large naked gorilla with a sign around his neck stating,

"IF I CATCH YOU, I'M GOING TO SCREW YOU."

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-09-05 03:19:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I try to get busy and then.. BOOM! I check to see if there are any interesting questions...

2006-09-05 03:19:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

wow 4 some reason i'am shocked but at least he went out doing what he loved

2006-09-05 03:19:00 · 8 answers · asked by bciara666 1 in Television

People need to get off their lazy azz and go to work. I am sorry you have been affected by it, but still, you can't always live off the government.

2006-09-05 03:18:06 · 9 answers · asked by tacoman2084 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-05 03:16:22 · 18 answers · asked by PcM 3 in Music

they are really getting on my nerves.
whatever happened to the good old bum slapping ones?

2006-09-05 03:15:46 · 21 answers · asked by monkeynuts 5 in Television

question-who thinks tom cruise is the dumbest asshole & gay as ****,brad & tom should definately hook up-their both closet skank'n dickheads-agree.and angelina can screw koontahkintah

2006-09-05 03:15:29 · 9 answers · asked by bill 3 in Celebrities

what do u think when u see a mysterious number on caller ID ??

2006-09-05 03:15:02 · 23 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-05 03:14:44 · 19 answers · asked by Boo Boo 4 in Polls & Surveys

well 360 has its own x-factor and it NEEDS your votes PLEASE!!!!

http://uk.blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-qh9lvI4iRK6SlCA0FCOMbTb6XVEJSA--?cq=1&p=472

2006-09-05 03:13:22 · 21 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

he was wanting it & hopefully his heads not too big now to remember me,even though i'm sure he's got a nice big head , anyways!
johnny,i love u if u see this...anna

2006-09-05 03:13:03 · 6 answers · asked by bill 3 in Celebrities

I love them but lately dont have time for them.
:(

Whats your favorite soap? And storyline from a soap?

No Soap Opera bashing, please. I know some people, my husband included, despises them. But this question isnt for you! :)

2006-09-05 03:12:41 · 17 answers · asked by Miz_Kassandra 4 in Television

2006-09-05 03:11:50 · 3 answers · asked by keisharra 2 in Television

Ginny angelically stands by his bed, next to his false teeth and his fake leg. Bring him cigarettes and booze and he'll play, or rather mutter, for you; and perhaps, with a bony finger outstretched, he'll say he doesn't like you. But there was one song he played, that I really could feel.

Who is this character from a song?



PS: These are NOT the lyrics, so Google won't help.

2006-09-05 03:11:31 · 9 answers · asked by Bowzer 7 in Music

I work for a living, am an American, my Grandchildren need so much and I can't get them what they need.. My pay covers rent,utilities, food three days a week. Well anyway thanks for listening..

2006-09-05 03:10:31 · 17 answers · asked by GreenEYED Beauty 3 in Polls & Surveys

after Katrina hit?

2006-09-05 03:09:18 · 16 answers · asked by tacoman2084 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-05 03:08:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i know its aan american group that sing it

2006-09-05 03:08:07 · 8 answers · asked by mARLEY 1 in Music

2006-09-05 03:08:00 · 5 answers · asked by bill 3 in Celebrities

Okay, what really happened with Steve from Blues Clues? LOL.

I heard so many rumours. One was he was a drug addict. One was he thought he wasnt getting paid enough. One was he wanted to be known for more than a clown. One was he way gay and Nick Jr didnt was to endorse that. LOL.

So anyone know the real myth? hee hee.

2006-09-05 03:07:57 · 9 answers · asked by Miz_Kassandra 4 in Television

I fancy a pint

2006-09-05 03:07:33 · 14 answers · asked by singa_dude 3 in Polls & Surveys

Seems it was premeditated murder in my opinion. Perhaps they were sick and tired of being harrassed by this guy that they got fed up of his B.S. all the time.

2006-09-05 03:07:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Does anyone really go by it?

2006-09-05 03:06:35 · 9 answers · asked by aurorasMOM 2 in Horoscopes

2006-09-05 03:06:27 · 4 answers · asked by duc602 7 in Television

tree. If a so-called sportsman, fires a volley of buckshot and kills one half of two thirds of them, how many birds would be left?

2006-09-05 03:05:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

baloons,cards,cakes,earrings,pendants,etc. ..etc...
what? ?

2006-09-05 03:05:56 · 24 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-05 03:05:55 · 41 answers · asked by Gisela Esther M 1 in Comics & Animation