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Luckily I am a mayfly in real life (one that types ok) and a week is equivalent to me living 700 human years so that was alright when I thought about it...

Has anyone else had a similar experience?

2006-09-05 03:21:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

A doctor once told me he had good news and bad news. The bad new was he was going to have to aputate my legs. The good news was the guy in the next bed to me wanted to buy my slippers.

I killed him shortly afterwards.

2006-09-05 03:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

K ur a mayfly in real life that types, No i have not had a similar experience to you, i am in a human form and have alot of time to live.

2006-09-05 10:28:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, but that was 700 mayfly years ago and I forgot what I did.

2006-09-05 11:16:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not bad looking for a Mayfly either.

2006-09-05 10:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by Boo Boo 4 · 0 0

700 human years sounds like an awful long time, are you sure you still want to be around when the rest of us are dust in the wind? ;)

2006-09-05 10:30:13 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0 0

No, not me! Guessing that you'd be very scared if you had two weeks left to live!! lol...

2006-09-05 10:23:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh dear oh dear

you'd better go out and get laid, flies only have a few days to procreate you know

2006-09-05 10:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by monkeynuts 5 · 1 0

i feel so bad 4 u.a possitive attitude is nice of u to have . good luck,buddy!

2006-09-05 10:28:41 · answer #8 · answered by bill 3 · 0 0

Swat! oh missed again.

2006-09-05 10:39:31 · answer #9 · answered by Jayne 2 (LMHJJ) 5 · 0 0

you better go do all the things you wanta do

2006-09-05 10:27:20 · answer #10 · answered by casper 6 · 0 0

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