Entertainment & Music - 4 August 2006

holy crap, he pisses me off sooo much!! just another example of how ANYTHING can get on television

2006-08-04 18:24:50 · 12 answers · asked by motleycrue0880 3 in Television

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

2006-08-04 18:24:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

depending on who you are, that doesn't necessairly mean you didn't like it..

2006-08-04 18:23:47 · 27 answers · asked by Moss B 5 in Movies

and where can i download it ? i haven been able to find it..

2006-08-04 18:22:51 · 1 answers · asked by nola_cajun 6 in Music

We all know Martin Sheen, Charlie Sheen, and Emileo Estevez are related..
I've seen Martin and Charlie do tv shows and movies together

I've seen Charlie and Emilio do movies and i think at least a episode of a tv show togethr.

I'm not sure if Emilio and Martin have ever worked togethr.

But i think it would be so cool to see the family do a movie together.

Does anyone know if there has ever been a tv show, or movie where all 3, no matter how small the role, were in?

2006-08-04 18:22:46 · 8 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Movies

Mine is Inu-Yasha, Naruto, and Full Metal

2006-08-04 18:22:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-08-04 18:22:02 · 3 answers · asked by Stevo 2 in Music

2006-08-04 18:21:23 · 10 answers · asked by lilac 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-04 18:20:57 · 24 answers · asked by ♥michele♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for a music box that plays the song "Bolero". It doesnt matter what the design is. Not to expensive. I just need to find out where I can buy one at.

2006-08-04 18:20:28 · 3 answers · asked by Wittnee 1 in Music

for short... where can i get free music from? know any websites????

2006-08-04 18:19:49 · 13 answers · asked by oddzilla 4 in Music

who do you listen to? music wise. personally i find wrap annoying and stupid. Although i like to listen to rob zombie and imogen heap, alice in chains, staind, etc.... what about you?

2006-08-04 18:19:43 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Hint, there are nine, if u can name a tenth then u will go in my book of awesomeness!!!

2006-08-04 18:19:40 · 6 answers · asked by metallicajunkie27 3 in Music

2006-08-04 18:18:53 · 18 answers · asked by BM 3 in Polls & Surveys

Has everyone given their dog (cat, whatever) a kiss today? How many of you out there totally adore your pets? Not in a sick way!!!!!

2006-08-04 18:18:04 · 51 answers · asked by Ashley 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-04 18:17:31 · 19 answers · asked by mizz_melanie_wilkes 3 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-08-04 18:17:25 · 7 answers · asked by bethanymariah101 2 in Television

I like House, Steve Buschemi, Hugo Weaving

2006-08-04 18:17:22 · 12 answers · asked by teachingazteca 3 in Celebrities

2006-08-04 18:17:16 · 5 answers · asked by Sonny M 3 in Polls & Surveys

Robyn, Paige, Heather, Vanessa
Rate them or pick the one you like the most and tell me why?
Thanks!

2006-08-04 18:16:52 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why do some girls/women and men? wear thongs?
How can you be comfortable knowing that your butt is being covered by a small string or piece of yarn? OUCHIE??? Yummy? Does it protect you from poop residue?

2006-08-04 18:16:35 · 9 answers · asked by PEDRO 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-04 18:16:19 · 5 answers · asked by MISS RM 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Was with friends and we noticed that quite a few new groups and songs seem to be stuck on the name Jane.

2006-08-04 18:16:13 · 6 answers · asked by SK8TERGURL~1~NOT~ 2/davesslave 6 in Music

Gym Class Heroes?

I'm into a wide range of music and this group just caught my ear.

I like "Viva La White Girl," "The Queen and I" and "New Friend Request" from their latest album and "Make out Club," and "Cupids Chockhold" from their first album.

2006-08-04 18:15:40 · 2 answers · asked by Gemini23 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-04 18:15:28 · 15 answers · asked by Ernestina V 2 in Jokes & Riddles

you know that funny guy he doesnt appear on tv no more? well any websites for finding mr bean?

2006-08-04 18:15:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-04 18:14:46 · 18 answers · asked by Rayne 2 in Television

I'd rather people not respond with titles like: Sixth Sense, The others, Fight Club, Planet of the Apes, etc. Good Movies but the endings are so well known. Also, no spoilers! Thanks

2006-08-04 18:14:43 · 17 answers · asked by Moss B 5 in Movies

2006-08-04 18:14:38 · 6 answers · asked by MISS RM 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Heres the lyrics...

Hey, you put the ooooh-mau-mau, oh-oh-oh-oh
Back into my smile child,

who sang it? AND what is the name of this song?

2006-08-04 18:14:10 · 3 answers · asked by Sad Mom 3 in Music