A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
2006-08-04 18:24:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Predicted the ending cos where i work we have to use 24 hour time, but still quite good, liked your other joke too! Here's my favorite, hope you like it:
Best joke ever -
Ok, there are these three turtles, and they decide to go for a picnic. One of them - Ralph - says 'I know this fantastic spot a couple of kms away, let's go there'
But the other turtles go, 'Ralph, we're turtles, it'll take us all day to get there!'
But Ralph insists it's beautiful, so they pack some sandwiches and bottles of sprite and head off. Sure enough, it takes them all day to get there, and they're starving and thirsty. But when they open their picnic basket, they see they've forgotten their bottle opener!
'You'll have to go back and get it Ralph, we need to drink and only you know the way'
Ralph goes 'I'm not going, you guys will eat my sandwiches.'
'No we won;t, we promise!'
'...well...ok, so long as you don't eat my sandwiches'
And Ralph sets off. Well the others wait all night, and all the next day, and there's still no sign of ralph. They've eaten their own sandwiches and they're starving. So they wait one more day, decide something must have happened to him, and that they'll die if they don't eat his food. They unwrap his sandwiches and Ralph jumps up from behind a rock and shouts 'I KNEW you'd eat my sandwiches, I'm NOT GOING!'
Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha geddit?? v v funny i think.
2006-08-05 01:58:35 · answer #1 · answered by Jigga 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bit old, but still funny.
2006-08-05 19:26:07 · answer #2 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like this college lol check ya later â¥
2006-08-05 01:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa---I love it. Never heard that one before. Thanx.
2006-08-05 01:30:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah pretty good.
2006-08-05 01:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by sickcured? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it sure is funny
2006-08-05 01:38:59 · answer #6 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, i get that, lol. sooo funny!!! got n e more?
2006-08-05 01:32:06 · answer #7 · answered by goodi2shoes269 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha but I knew it was coming.
2006-08-05 01:29:07 · answer #8 · answered by jussmessin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahahaa
2006-08-05 01:38:05 · answer #9 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... soo.. err.. where is this college? hehe
2006-08-05 01:27:57 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋