Would you eat a sandwhich if a monkey made it for you? With no meat cheese, egg or manaise? No animals products in it? What if while making the sandwhich the monkey died? Would you eat it then?
Also would you drink human milk? Like what if the human was a ((quote on quote))''vegetable"??
2007-12-31 16:20:59 · 14 answers · asked by bangle678 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
I mean vegetable as in coma and not gonna wake up.
2008-01-01 03:40:52 · update #1
Steven the Vegan... taken right from YouTube... it has been done in this forum before.
But he's a funny guy.
I guess I would eat it so the monkey did not die making me a sandwich in vain... and then I would make the monkey a statue in honor of him, for his valor in the brave Battle of the Sandwich. I would have to nominate him for his own personal parade, as well.
I would be a bit worried about the monkey handling my food stuffs, I would like to be certain that his hands were clean. Monkeys play with their poop.
And it is ALWAYS vegan to drink human breast milk but it's really weird to drink it past early childhood... vegans do not object to breastfeeding in any way, in fact it is probably the most 'vegan' thing of all... it is not only natural but extremely beneficial.
Mmmm it is when questions like this appear that I know it's almost midnight and people are a few drinks in for the night, myself included (just one drink though).
2007-12-31 16:49:37 · answer #1 · answered by Maggie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG, you're so funny! Nobody has ever asked any of these very clever questions on here EVER!
For the record, I wouldn't eat a sandwich made by a monkey because monkeys are known for flinging poo and not washing their hands afterwards.
I did drink human milk, when I was an infant. Human breastmilk is made for human infants.
The term you're looking for is "quote, unquote" and you wouldn't then use quotation marks...
2008-01-01 15:06:08 · answer #2 · answered by mockingbird 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! I love the imagery of a monkey making a sandwich...but have you ever watched monkeys? They pick nits off each other throw their poop and other disgusting things - way worse than the employees at McDonald's even. Put the monkey on the sandwich!
And your second question...omg the disturbing Terry Schiavo imagery...just sick!
2008-01-01 02:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, monkeys are filthy, dirty, nasty creatures. I wouldn't let one near my vegan foodstuffs.
I would prefer cow's milk.
2008-01-01 02:11:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
The reason that I'm vegan is because of this video: http://www.chooseveg.com/animal-cruelty.asp
As long as no animals are treated like that, I would be fine with eating a sandwich made by a monkey.
I wouldn't drink human milk unless I could reverse time and go back to being an infant.
2008-01-01 01:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by Kentucky Fried Cruelty dot com 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What about Rocky Mountain Oysters? The animal doesn't die for this procedure. Can vegan and vegetarians eat those?
2008-01-01 01:08:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your questions let me think that you really have a big misunderstanding about what is "vegan". A vegan is not someone who try to have a "pure diet" about anything like "nothing come from an animal". We are not "against" animals. We are just people who respects all animals, human included. And we believe any animals should be free to live is own live, for himself and for his beloved ones. We believe exploitation is bad. We believe that have no reason to treat an animal as a piece of meat because an animal, like us, can suffer, can feel pain and have desires. And the most basic desire we all share is to have no pain and to live (or survive). So nothing wrong about have a monkey doing a vegan sandwich for me if he do that on his own decision. Noting bad to drink human milk if we dont need to exploit woman for that. Do you understand better now?
2008-01-01 01:03:14 · answer #7 · answered by flash 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is the monkey my friend?
Do I make him sandwiches too?
If he died while making me a sandwich, I'd be too busy trying to get help to eat the sandwich...
Your question has too many variables and it's been asked b4.
2008-01-01 00:50:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Human milk is delicious.
I drink it all the time
yummmmmmmmm
i love meat
r u a vegan?
if u r
i had a 12 pound lobster last night
and a steak tonight for new years eve
do u like peta???
well u kno what it really stands 4?
People Eating Tasty Animals =]
BYE
2008-01-01 00:28:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anne 3 · 1⤊ 8⤋
ive been a vegan for 20 years.
and No to all ur questions
2008-01-01 00:26:34 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Mandy Marie ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋