After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the sex counsellor suggested they vary their position. "For example," he suggested, "you might try the wheelbarrow. Lift her legs from behind and off you go." The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home. "Well, okay," the hesitant wife agreed, "but on two conditions. First, if it hurts you have to stop right away, and second..." she
continued, "you have to promise we won't go past my parents' house."
2007-12-27 23:29:49 · 26 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke thanks for sharing. lol
2007-12-27 23:38:01 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a couple of years under your requirement, but I hope you don't mind me answering anyway. ;) My answer is two things that will seem to contradict: 1) Take care of yourself. 2) It's not all about you. In a long-term marriage, you have to put yourself first and last at the same time. It IS important that you take care of yourself so you can stay healthy and happy as long as possible... but at the same time BOTH people have to always remember that they are half of a team, and the other half is due respect and consideration at all times. Everyone can have what they want, but just not all at the same time. You have to take turns.
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2016-01-12 04:54:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2014-08-10 19:42:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey I just crack myself laughing,here have a star.xxxx
2007-12-28 04:09:02 · answer #6 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaha!! Great Joke! LOL.
2007-12-28 11:03:08 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I must accept this, its and old joke with a new cover and very good. Thanks for a laugh that I had forgotten.
2007-12-28 00:18:01 · answer #8 · answered by ERIC S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, very good hun, pmsl
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2007-12-28 00:58:14 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha she expected a good run then lol
2007-12-28 03:43:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Silly one!
2007-12-28 05:27:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋