* Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.
* There would be a cure for stretch marks.
* Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
* Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
* All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
* Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
* Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
* They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
* Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
* Breifcases would be used as diaper bags.
* Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
* They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
* Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.
*porn sites would convert into health sites.
*women would not bake cookies anymore.
*girls would urge to shove their boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!
2007-12-27 22:26:13 · 11 answers · asked by cold kid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
* men would watch "a baby story instead of wwe"
* women would rule the world..
2007-12-27 22:26:57 · update #1
if you laughed you can donate me a STAR!
2007-12-27 22:27:24 · update #2
LOL. Good Points! LOL.
As the Mother of four Sons; the Youngest being Twins .... I Totally Agree! LOL.
Thanks for the Laughs!
2007-12-27 22:45:59 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard about 4 different types of this joke on here in the past 2 weeks, but still kool
2016-04-11 05:07:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All this can happen in Ur imagination but never can say what science can do to make this true
2007-12-28 05:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by Deepak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's a star .. loved the one with twins :))
2007-12-27 22:37:33 · answer #4 · answered by bammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really lol...Here is a star for you!!!
2007-12-27 22:33:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! nice one, star for you!
2007-12-28 20:16:20 · answer #6 · answered by raine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do laughed, so, here's your star!
2007-12-28 01:33:54 · answer #7 · answered by A Penangite named David® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good one
2007-12-27 22:50:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! xD
Excellent text!!! xD
Have a star! *
2007-12-27 22:50:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can any woman make me pregnant?I am longing for 'it'
2007-12-27 22:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋