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You know, the question should be whether or not people are going to emigrate if this inbred, hillbilly country elects another mouth-breathing, semi-literate Republican again.
Then again, it's not like Bush was ever elected. Didn't the Supreme Court assign him the job?

2007-12-28 01:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by The J Man 5 · 3 0

If Huckabee gets elected, Judecca will have melted and Lucifer will be free to wreak havoc upon the Earth. Whatever Huckabee tries to do will not matter.

2007-12-27 16:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by Eiliat 7 · 0 0

NOW THAT'S A MORAL DILEMMA..

Oppose taxes... Oppose sin... How can I discourage.. sin..without..raising..taxes!?

I guess that's why they prefer to ban things outright; that way they go untaxed yet discouraged by the government!

EDIT: By the way, the sin tax would also apply to textbooks, test tubes, supercolliders, telescopes, and graphing calculators.

2007-12-27 15:54:42 · answer #3 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 3 0

No, because he is an old man. I want to write something clever but the fact is.... NO BECAUSE HE IS a) OLD and b) A MAN
I'm sure he will find something in the bible to support the need for Viagra. "Go forth and multiply"?

2007-12-27 15:52:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

No. he would be too busy attempting to conceal his dingleberry of a son. have you ever regarded this guy up? Lord help us if this guy is elected. we will have yet another Billy Carter shaming the U.S.

2016-10-02 11:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I do believe he is an enzyte kinda guy... lol

... it gets him out of the raising taxes thing... and keeps him in good with the pharmaceutical companies.

2007-12-27 15:55:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

No, he is jealous of Bob Dole and his sweet E.D. commercial deal. He also can't stand Smilin' Bob. ((((Zilla)))))

2007-12-27 16:06:35 · answer #7 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1 0

He'll have those pills ground into the communion wine/grape juice at churches so that their are more Christians running around.

2007-12-27 15:52:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

If Huckabee gets elected, it won't matter, because I'll be moving to Canada.

2007-12-27 15:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by link955 7 · 4 2

I would be very surprised if he could get it up without ED drugs.

2007-12-27 15:53:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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