2007-12-27 13:27:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm sure there is a patron saint of knives...Im almost certain there must be.
Well, what do you know...
http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/pst00410.htm
2007-12-27 13:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by Loosid 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There may be an answer for this. I will make the assumption that motor control has a genetic basis. In this case you should blame your parents for giving you such horrible genes. What should have happened is that the genes for bad motor control should have been eliminated long ago since your ancestors should have fell off a tree/cut themselves/stabbed themselves but since this did not happen as the genes are not yet eliminated it may be up to you to remove those genes from the gene pool by mutilating yourself. On second thought, since the genes should have removed if your motor control was particularly bad and required for daily life I would say to turn off the TV and limit your distractions while cutting, unless you contain a gene which predisposes you to distractions....
2007-12-27 21:38:14 · answer #2 · answered by El C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody ever wants to take responsibility for themselves. They blame each other, super natural beings...
It's nobody's fault but your own! Buy a band aid and get on with life.
2007-12-27 21:32:03 · answer #3 · answered by Matt 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you just blame the knife? It's easier that way.
2007-12-27 21:31:16 · answer #4 · answered by punch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The all knowing spitefull god of knives
2007-12-27 21:33:53 · answer #5 · answered by You can't prove god is real 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably you yourself are to blame. Either you weren't watching what you were doing, weren't aware of where your fingers were, or you were rushing through the task.
2007-12-27 21:35:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The God of slippery vegetables.....He's not very well known but he's a mischevious little thing!
2007-12-27 21:31:53 · answer #7 · answered by Miss Useless Knowledge 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
is there one in charge of knives? or maybe the one responsible for tomatos. or is it the one responsible for bananas? i can't remember! it's all so confusing.
2007-12-27 21:32:14 · answer #8 · answered by amanda c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is not nice to make fun of God.
And it is not very smart either
2007-12-27 21:32:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
this sarcasm wont get you anywhere. ha ha.
2007-12-27 21:31:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋